When using ZOOM goes wrong

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Why would anyone use their work laptop to watch porn?:dwillhuh:

The max I’ve used my work MacBook to stream shyt is YouTube.

Im very carefully about whatever other typical shyt I actively search for or have a history of too.


Yes I been working from home since about March 6, and as of yesterday they kinda hinted we may be out the office till like August:mjlol:


So we been using Zoom a lot and just a couple of days ago I finally started turning my cam on. For the longest i was like that one or few peeps that had my cam off. But I’m like the only black dude in marketing meetings and I already have that against me, figured I need to stop being like the only one not showing my face.

But all my shyt been outside in my backyard:lolbron:
 

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Bruh if I had some fine ass female co-workers, had a zoom conference call, id pretend like my cam was off and stand up with my shyt on hard!

:shaq:

When this lockdown ends and we back in the office...shieeeet

:shaq:
 

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Do not use your work computer/tablet for any dirt. Period! The IT brehs will hit you with the :ufdup:
Don't think you're safe because you aren't on the work VPN either. Just don't do it.

Make sure you are dressed any time you are on a video conference, even if you think you aren't showing your camera. This should be obvious.
 

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Do not use your work computer/tablet for any dirt. Period! The IT brehs will hit you with the :ufdup:
Don't think you're safe because you aren't on the work VPN either. Just don't do it.

Make sure you are dressed any time you are on a video conference, even if you think you aren't showing your camera. This should be obvious.

100% agree, but I have even more caveats.


1. I use my own PC for work....fukk a work computer...period. Give me the VPN and i'll use my own shyt thanks.

2. External webcams ftw. Little light lets you know when shyt is on.

3. Have a designated place to "work from". Why the fukk are you in the car or the bathroom on your webcall? Tell your rugrats to shut the fukk up cuz you are working.

4. Get dressed to work anyway. I'm at least putting on some sweats and a shirt if I know I'm working.
 

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Man, virtual box and spin up a linux distro. Would rather do that than just using the browser since the resources taken are small unless your computer is a potato, but incognito is better than nothing.


I would never surf porn on a company machine though.

Did you just say spinning up a linux vm is less resource intensive than using an incognito tab on a browser? :mjlol:



You do realize you would still have to actually open a browser to look at porn in the vm right? :dwillhuh:


Honestly if you get caught with something on your computer, its cuz ur lazy or dumb. In 2020 there is no way anyone should catch u doing dirt
 

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Did you just say spinning up a linux vm is less resource intensive than using an incognito tab on a browser? :mjlol:



You do realize you would still have to actually open a browser to look at porn in the vm right? :dwillhuh:


Honestly if you get caught with something on your computer, its cuz ur lazy or dumb. In 2020 there is no way anyone should catch u doing dirt
:stopitslime:Bruh I said the resources taken are small (you can scale allocated resources in Virtual Box and linux has a small footprint) not that its less than a browser. Besides that, if he is in fact using company resources, all the breadcrumbs go with the VM rather than your main OS assuming thats a concern. Takes two minutes to spin an ISO up and get ya freak on and you may do better hiding it that way.
 

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Everyone is assuming he’s using company equipment... I doubt it.

and he got caught because he was saving shyt in his personal browser... just use a different browser and don’t save shyt instead of loading a whole new OS on your personal computer through a VM
If he is doing work and personal browsing, for all intents and purposes he is using a work computer. Bottom line is the fact it was right there for the class to see means he literally mixed business with pleasure. Survey says he was on a work PC.
 

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:stopitslime:Bruh I said the resources taken are small (you can scale allocated resources in Virtual Box and linux has a small footprint) not that its less than a browser. Besides that, if he is in fact using company resources, all the breadcrumbs go with the VM rather than your main OS assuming thats a concern. Takes two minutes to spin an ISO up and get ya freak on and you may do better hiding it that way.

This is overkill and underkill at the same damn time breh. :picard:


Good luck getting gpu acceleration on chrome for linux :picard:


Gonna be watching 60fps porn at 20fps :damn:
 

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This is overkill and underkill at the same damn time breh. :picard:


Good luck getting gpu acceleration on chrome for linux :picard:


Gonna be watching 60fps porn at 20fps :damn:
:pachaha:Bruh I come from the days where I had to wake up early, dial in, start my download, and 30 minutes later I can enjoy my 2 minute preview of an OnionBooty.com scene. Long as you arent the kinda cat to keep 40 tabs open(thats me) that you never get to, you’ll be straight. I keep tabs open so long, half the time they get deleted for copyright before I get to enjoy em.:russ:
 
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