The Blackout
F-ck Da Mods
walked in on my brother breatfeeding![]()
watching your brother breastfeed his homie don't count breh

walked in on my brother breatfeeding![]()



watching your brother breastfeed his homie don't count breh![]()


When my sister had a sleepover
One of her friends went to the wrong bathroom
I didn't wanna see no titties, I just wanted to play super mario kart![]()

Two rats started scrapping out of nowhere in the hallway right outside my 8th period language arts class when I was in middle school.
It went to the ground, the thread on one of the girls shirt was steadily ripping, I was like "no way her titty bout to pop out, it's gone get blurred out as if my life is reality tv or somebody gone stop the fight or she gone get back on top and prevent it." Something had to happen.
Nope. They were still fighting, commotion, I wasn't even that close to the fight but I know it was meant to happen because nothing obstructed my view in this calamity, the bell for class should've been rung and amidst all the chaos I could only focus on her left breast popped out like she was Janet Jackson performing at halftime. Moving like a brown slinky.
I was such a savage I even told my mom the whole damn story with a smile on my face too. She said:
"If I had the means you wouldn't be going to a damn public school" and dismissed me.

Some shyt you take to the grave folk :gucciHHH1:When my older cousin would put them in my mouth as a kid when my mom would leave for work.![]()



When my older cousin would put them in my mouth as a kid when my mom would leave for work.![]()


:gucciHHH1:Assuming you're excluding mothers and porn...mine is 7 months ago. Was lonely af and made a hasty decision to to hit up backpage for the first time ever as a birthday present to myself. Didn't smash or nothin tho...we just chilled/cuddled. Then out of nowhere she whipped out both titties and it even braced up against my arm for a quick sec![]()
the gift of blue ballsAssuming you're excluding mothers and porn...mine is 7 months ago. Was lonely af and made a hasty decision to to hit up backpage for the first time ever as a birthday present to myself. Didn't smash or nothin tho...we just chilled/cuddled. Then out of nowhere she whipped out both titties and it even braced up against my arm for a quick sec![]()
