When was the last time you got punched in the face?

[OPTiMO]

Some fat Mexican Norte snuffed me from the side about a week ago at some park. This hoe I was with was running her mouth to a gang of eses and I'm just sitting there like damn they're about to take this shyt out on me...

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

months ago, I got jumped. Thought it was a one on one between myself and my ex-fiance brother lol Beating his ass then his friends and fam jumped me. Held my own until I got away and then I just ....concussion

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

I guess 12th grade..2004. I never lost a fight, so any time that I got hit it was one of those things where i felt a bump or noticed i was bleeding way after the fight. Glad i havent fought since then...cats are way more reckless these days.

 

[Illuminatos]

Some kid stuck me right in my shyt in 7th grade. I deserved it because I was starting shyt like a dumbass. Later that day in class, we were using the computers and my homeboy started messing with this kid and hit him on some playful shyt. He thought that I hit him, so he hit me and I got up punched him dead in his nose. The class went quiet when my fist connected to his nose. I broke his nose and everything. I saw the kids bloody nose and that shyt fukked me up a little. Since that day I try to avoid fights and I felt like a piece of shyt for hitting him because I could have handled the situation without it getting violent. I swear I was possesed by a demon that day.

Fortunately, I've never been in a fight since that day.

 

[jackswstd]

My little nephew hit me with an uppercut last week. He just started taking up boxing caught me by surprise.

 

[The BasedFather]

I wish a peasant would touch my face. Face too pretty and priceless.

 

[Majestic Pape]

Some kid stuck me right in my shyt in 7th grade. I deserved it because I was starting shyt like a dumbass. Later that day in class, we were using the computers and my homeboy started messing with this kid and hit him on some playful shyt. He thought that I hit him, so he hit me and I got up punched him dead in his nose. The class went quiet when my fist connected to his nose. I broke his nose and everything. I saw the kids bloody nose and that shyt fukked me up a little. Since that day I try to avoid fights and I felt like a piece of shyt for hitting him because I could have handled the situation without it getting violent. I swear I was possesed by a demon that day.

Fortunately, I've never been in a fight since that day.

You better keep it that way, because if you haven't been in a fight since you were thirteen you would get your ass WHOOPED as an adult.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

The last time I had to fight someone was July 1999. I got hit in the face by angry girlfriends/wifey but that doesn't count.

 

[SumBlackguyz]

When I walked up to this single mother in the mall, "Nice shoes, wanna fukk?"

 

[TrifeGod]

Some kid stuck me right in my shyt in 7th grade. I deserved it because I was starting shyt like a dumbass. Later that day in class, we were using the computers and my homeboy started messing with this kid and hit him on some playful shyt. He thought that I hit him, so he hit me and I got up punched him dead in his nose. The class went quiet when my fist connected to his nose. I broke his nose and everything. I saw the kids bloody nose and that shyt fukked me up a little. Since that day I try to avoid fights and I felt like a piece of shyt for hitting him because I could have handled the situation without it getting violent. I swear I was possesed by a demon that day.

Fortunately, I've never been in a fight since that day.

*Looks at his avy*

 

[Illuminatos]

You better keep it that way, because if you haven't been in a fight since you were thirteen you would get your ass WHOOPED as an adult.

*Looks at his avy*

Yeah, ya'll definitely

 

[Inevitable Kobe Turnover]

Some fat Mexican Norte snuffed me from the side about a week ago at some park. This hoe I was with was running her mouth to a gang of eses and I'm just sitting there like damn they're about to take this shyt out on me...

You got hoed

 

[Air Nikes N Hats]

Probably about 5 years ago. Some friends and I were at a lounge celebrating a birthday when this wanna be hood cracka pulled a knife on my friend while he was having a smoke outside. We got wind of it, ran out....curb stomped his ass for a few minutes. I turned....a police officer was running at me full speed. I got clotheslined right in the face and flipped up in the air on some WWE shyt. I ran off with a broken nose.....didnt get caught, cause I was able to somehow slip out during the mayhem.

 

[re'up]

New Years 2005, at a party with like a 100+ people....This was in my heavy drinking days, was belligerent/blackout, I don't remember any of this was coked up and drunk... but apparently I kept staring at some random idiot, I didn't know, and kept telling my friends 'I know this guy, fukk him' or something like that. Eventually there was a confrontation, I was hit in the face and fell down, a bunch of people were going to stomp me according to a friend, but they just got me out of there. No black eye, but face hurt. Last time I was in a fight, or anything close.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

In december 2012. Me & my nyggaz got into with some Mexicans at the club. One of them Mexican cats hit me in the side of the head while I was punchin 1 of his boys. He should have K'd me. But we eded up stompin that nygga the fucc out.