when was the last time you peed yourself?

[End Cruelty]

Two years ago today I let loose while walking home. I had a mile to go and I only did it to keep warm. Drunk logic

Went in 711 and the clerk gave no fukks. Tried to hold a convo with me. I just wanted a hotdog.

And that's the story of my lucky pants.

 

[Non Sequitur]

I can't even pee in a swimming pool. My mind just won't let me do it

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

I left the Break with some white chick. I was drunk out of my mind, tried to fukk but couldn't get it up, we just fell asleep. Woke up about 4:30 in the morning wet as fukk. Put my shoes on quietly and dipped. Haven't heard from her at all, I'm sure she was PISSED tho, lol

 

[Non Sequitur]

I left the Break with some white chick. I was drunk out of my mind, tried to fukk but couldn't get it up, we just fell asleep. Woke up about 4:30 in the morning wet as fukk. Put my shoes on quietly and dipped. Haven't heard from her at all, I'm sure she was PISSED tho, lol

I need to hear the other side of this story

 

[End Cruelty]

I can't even pee in a swimming pool. My mind just won't let me do it

It just takes practice. You'll get there.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

I need to hear the other side of this story

I'm glad she didn't decide to share the story with me. I was looking at every phone call like fukk how am I going to explain this.....luckily she never hit me up. I just never go to the Break no more. all things considered I came out pretty good.

 

[blockburna420]

Never.... that's sound like some cac shyt

 

[Lucy]

After watching a movie at the theater. Held it for the whole movie. I gave that toilet a golden shower.

I cleaned it up though. Other people have to use the toilet too. Common courtesy. Yes, I washed my hands.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

what time is it?

 

[Dank Hill]

When i was like 5

I had a dream that i went to restroom to piss, but the piss reversed and got on me and i woke up with piss on me

 

[Batman]

I was drunk by the bar in the swimming pool on a Cuban resort I pissed myself.

 

[GlodUpScottie]

4th period, 8th grade.

I was beat in my meat in the bathroom, thought I got it all out but some came put during class. And the piss came right after that.

 

[Big Blue]

When I was drunk as shyt. I couldn't make it to the bathroom.

 

[observe]

I can't even remember the last time,,my memory doesn't go that far back to when I was a baby..