Larry Lobster
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It was a brown, warm, soft turd, i had to abandon my underwear. My jeans was clean though.
When Was The Last Time You shyt On Yourself?
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YeLovesBoston
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When I was 13 I had diarrhea and a cold at the same time...you can imagine how that went...
It happened 2 years ago, while i was walking home from work. I thought it was just a litlle fart.I had to go to the mall to clean myself.
It was a brown, warm, soft turd, i had to abandon my underwear. My jeans was clean though.
Knuckles Red
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Wait!!! I just remember another time I shyt on myself!!!! 
I was playing hide in go seek with my cousins (I was like 10/11) when suddenly I felt a stream come down the back of my legs. I thought it was water at first. I looked down and it was brown. The the rest poured out of me. Thank goodness I was out side. I remember it was so stinky. I felt so embarrassed.
I was playing hide in go seek with my cousins (I was like 10/11) when suddenly I felt a stream come down the back of my legs. I thought it was water at first. I looked down and it was brown. The the rest poured out of me. Thank goodness I was out side. I remember it was so stinky. I felt so embarrassed.
that shyt really bothers meit's even worse when they do it on the phone, especially if they called you
like you couldn't wait 5 minutes to finish before you pick up the phone? you gotta do it mid-chew??
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
Wait!!! I just remember another time I shyt on myself!!!!
Knuckles Red
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You guys ever name your shyts before you flush them?
YeLovesBoston
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it's even worse when they do it on the phone, especially if they called you
like you couldn't wait 5 minutes to finish before you pick up the phone? you gotta do it mid-chew??
idk breh. Something about it is really hot to me. The breaths they take in between too
sit down at lunch with a cute girl and jerk off through my pocket
When I was 13 I had diarrhea and a cold at the same time...
shyt happens.
Knuckles Red
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You've never shat on yourself since?I remember it, on February 20th 1990..when I escaped the womb, I shyt myself. It happens
I know that can't be true. Be honest, this is The Coli. We won't judge you. 
You've never shat on yourself since?
I was being sarcastic. Who hasn't?
Knuckles Red
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You like when they smack their lips? And chew with their mouth open?idk breh. Something about it is really hot to me. The breaths they take in between too
sit down at lunch with a cute girl and jerk off through my pocket
YeLovesBoston
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of course. I like to see that mouth work