When Was The Last Time You :snoop: ?

[The Nigerian]

When I nutted in this jumpoff

You went from to in a split second.

 

[jackswstd]

Every time I log on I find a reason to

 

[ClassyME]

I got ready to masturbate...turned on my favorite porn scene...dimmed the lights....laid on the sheets got into and before the orgasm my batteries went dead...I sat on the bed and cried before I went to sleep...

You sure love sex don't you?

 

[A-Train]

rockets vs. knicks

 

[opulence]

You sure love sex don't you?

Masturbating is sex? But duh....

 

[GreenPrint]

You sure love sex don't you?

Nothing wrong with that. Porn stars be shooting ill shots in bytches eyes.
Making them automatically buck they bodies

 

[RicanFury]

When I read ya post.
You a hating ass nikka!

:yeaight:

i BEEN warned ya that pourtay is a bytch ass nikka. now ya see. nikka shutting down homeless peoples hustle.

 

[bogey_j]

Yesterday talking to a friend, he wants to be in a relationship hes not even thinking rationally. He took my caring and words of advice as being doubtful

I don't want him to get hurt, he does all these things for these girls and they place him right in the friend zone.

why not just be straight up with him

 

[Binary]

why not just be straight up with him

Im always straight up with him, he brushes off my caution. He's just really sensitive.

 

[duckbutta]

When I sent out an email saying I was going to be on vacation from this friday until next year...and this Sales Manager sent me an email like "you know this customer needs this environment turned up by friday"

Him:
Me: That's not even my customer boss
Him: Oh i know but I talked to (insert director of IT name here) and he said you could do it
Me IM'ing my boss:
My boss:
Me:

On top of that, the shyt they want is so ass backwards that the scripts I wrote to do it automactially won't work...I am going to be up until like 3 AM doing this shyt...

 

[gameover82]

giants game sunday

 

[Moose_Greyjoy]

saw a video of my cousin twerking on youtube


I couldnt stop watching

 

[Blacsmiff]

I got ready to masturbate...turned on my favorite porn scene...dimmed the lights....laid on the sheets got into and before the orgasm my batteries went dead...I sat on the bed and cried before I went to sleep...

You lost your arms again?

 

[opulence]

You lost your arms again?

Lol y'all leave my arms alone