When was the last time you squared up and who won

Jalether

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last time I squared up technically was in '06 against a coworker...no blows were thrown tho and I was held back

I wasn’t teaching @ the time...took a break from it and was working a half ass job less than a 5 minute drive away...my shift would be from 3-7AM or til 11AM if not enough ppl were there

young brother there I was cool w/...shooting the shyt I found out his ride was in the shop and he took the bus there...so I offered to pick him up early since he wasn’t too far away from the job and I always got there early w/ time to spare since it was so close...my only stipulation just be out there @ 2:50 so I’m not late...I figure it’s a younger dude tryna work and do the right thing...why not help him out

so I go to pick breh up one morning (no issues before) but he’s not out there this time...I wait about 5 minutes and eventually beep the horn...dude comes out and I’m thinking ok he’s pushing it but we can still get to work on time...this nikka tells me not to blow the horn cuz his mom sleeping and goes back inside...so I left this nikka cuz that shyt pissed me the fukk off

he shows up to work an hour late...so he comes toward my work area where ppl have to check in and I ask him what happened...dude responds “fukk you” and I lost it immediately and cussed him out...but it’s just words @ that point...but he keeps walking by me and grilling me and him saying “fukk you” still had me tight so I talk shyt again...he starts out to rush me and I square up solid...I think he knew from my stance he figured he’d be in for a fight so he stops and squares up too but he doesn’t move an inch...I’m not moving either but we both cursing/talking shyt...he starts to move in again and I’m ready to fight @ this point but someone grabs me while this dude is still fukking charging...so I elbow whoever’s on me and square up again but ppl got in between us @ that point

so no win or loss but that was the last time I squared up...I was 31...dude was maybe about 22...I was taller than him but skinny...dude was stout...dunno how the fight would’ve ended but in all I’m glad cats intervened before it could’ve gotten ugly...dude quit after that...I made sure to watch my back when I came to work after that since it was always dark out...but nothing happened after that little incident

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goddamn that’s a lot of typing lol
Dude sounds arrogant and ungrateful AF. You were doing him a favour
 

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When I was living in Nigeria I had to do things just for survival, so people got hurt a long the way. One day I was playing soccer and these adults jumped me (I was 10 at the time)....I got lumped up and stabbed in my arm...it probably would have been a lot worse for me if people didnt intervene..two months later my family sent me to the states...

I deserved the beat down though:yeshrug:
 

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When I was living in Nigeria I had to do things just for survival, so people got hurt a long the way. One day I was playing soccer and these adults jumped me (I was 10 at the time)....I got lumped up and stabbed in my arm...it probably would have been a lot worse for me if people didnt intervene..two months later my family sent me to the states...

I deserved the beat down though:yeshrug:
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Last time I had a fight was in 1999 when some bozo's from the Bronx tried to jump me :wow:

Back in them days I either had a pistol or a taser on me :francis:


That day I had the taser and tased one of them dudes, who fell on the floor as I zapped his bytch ass. Breh started convulsing foaming at the mouth and shyt so I ran :russ:

Funny thing is the same dude knew my cousin, so I saw him again some time after at a party and he hit me with the :demonic:

I hit him back with the :heh:

At first I assumed it was a robbery attempt, but then u talmbout one of them knows your cousin? Who’s sister did u slap on the ass to incur retaliation, breh?:childplease:


tased a nikka tho :mjlol:
 

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When I was living in Nigeria I had to do things just for survival, so people got hurt a long the way. One day I was playing soccer and these adults jumped me (I was 10 at the time)....I got lumped up and stabbed in my arm...it probably would have been a lot worse for me if people didnt intervene..two months later my family sent me to the states...

I deserved the beat down though:yeshrug:

the hell did you do to warrant getting jumped by grown men @ that age? :ohhh:
 

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Whupped a guy at a restaurant a few years ago...called my wife out of her name. I wasn't able to pat myself on the back though...he looked like the Dj from Hustle and Flow
 

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About 2 years ago. Dude tried to push-up on my wife when she was coming home. She told him to kick rocks. He called her a bytch while I was standing there on the porch. I stepped to him and found he was just some High School kid along with his friends and told him to apologize as she was old enough to be his mother. He started talking MAD trash. I stole on him and dotted his eye while his mouth was open about to say something else. One of his boys tried to get a couple shots in. I caught him in a wristlock and dragged him down the sidewalk screaming in pain for help that wasn't coming. Found out later that I'd dislocated his shoulder.

Their parents filed assault charges and tried to sue for medical expenses, but since my neighbors had video footage of the whole thing, the judge threw the case, and the parents, out.

The End.​
 

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Years ago, I only fight now if serious danger is involved
 

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When I was living in Nigeria I had to do things just for survival, so people got hurt a long the way. One day I was playing soccer and these adults jumped me (I was 10 at the time)....I got lumped up and stabbed in my arm...it probably would have been a lot worse for me if people didnt intervene..two months later my family sent me to the states...

I deserved the beat down though:yeshrug:
:picard::wow:. Nigeria ain't no joke if I might say so as a yoruba guy myself
 
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