IT'S BEEN A MINUTE.
IT WAS NOT FUN AT ALL.
IT WAS NOT FUN AT ALL.
Nobody wanted to look at a naked manAnd nobody saw he had a gun
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Oh I heard they do check in Dallas and HoustonDallas to phoenix

I hate that McDonald's by the Greyhound station in Houstonthe Greyhound is definitely a once in a lifetime experience. Took it twice across the US to see my cousin in Chicago and another time to move to Florida for school
1. Young cac kid sat across from me on a almost empty bus. He started talking to me about how much he loved fukking pregnant women. Just rambling on an on. At first I was like oh word that’s cool just trying to get him to shut up. Threw my head phones on and I could feel dude still jabbering on about smashing chicks in the third trimester. I just said fukk it turned over and went to sleep. Woke up dude was gone.
2. The bus driver from Omaha to Chicago was an old breh. Dude had a perm like Big Worm. I can’t remember what started it but him and this old cac lady got into it about something. Dude literally pulled over and kicked this old lady off the bus in the middle of nowhere Iowa, said the cops would be around to come get her and drove off. Some young white couple was like “we can’t let this happen!” But most everyone else just minded our business. I ain’t trying to get left in Waterloo, Iowa.
3. From Mobile to Pensacola this young cac kid sat next to me. Said he was a shrimp boat captain right out of forest gump. That movie must have been accurate because he would not shut up about the shrimping business. He was cool though, until some old brehs asked where he was from and when he said Florida they went at him. War Eagle this, Crimson Tide that. Like they had stumbled on an OP. My first eye opening about how SEC people treat college football even compared to big ten country.
4. Had a lay over in the Houston terminal. One of the old cacs on the bus was like “yo man I’m hungry there’s a McDonald’s across the street let’s go get some food.” Looked out the window and there was about 100 people having a party in the parking lot at like 1am. I was like
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Old cac was like “oh you’re scared, don’t be scared, come on let’s go I’m buying”.
I was like you can go if you want but I’m staying right here. Dude had like a situational -10 awareness but also thought if he had a young breh with him he wouldn’t get his head busted.


