When Was The Last Time You :whew: ?

[bogey_j]

I did right after I had to shovel about 800-pounds of snow. shyt was was up to my knees, it wasn't no joke. When I finished, I literally put my hand to my head like that shyt zapped every once of energy I had. I realized how out of shape I am.

I swear I need to move to miami or something. I aint built for this winter shyt anymore

 

[1980sCokeFlow]

Every morning I wake up and look over and see my beautiful, big booty, watered down Hennessy complexioned, natural hair having, perfect teeth having from her moms having proper dental insurance when she was younger, 5'3, former collegiate level sprinter, vegan sweet thang laying next to me... No duck tales, just the perks of being a 6'2 handsome dude with decent pockets and a earth shattering pound game.

 

[bogey_j]

Every morning I wake up and look over and see my beautiful, big booty, watered down Hennessy complexioned, natural hair having, perfect teeth having from her moms having proper dental insurance when she was younger, 5'3, former collegiate level sprinter, vegan sweet thang laying next to me... No duck tales, just the perks of being a 6'2 handsome dude with decent pockets and a earth shattering pound game.

man, fukk you

 

[concise]

Day after Hurricane Sandy hit, I'm driving down the street at what I consider to be a moderate pace and there's someone in front of me, aggravating me, driving no more than 15 mph, really pissing me off. I dont really see anything in front of him and I'm wondering why I have to sit behind and there's oncoming traffic on this 2 way street so I can't pass yet.

After 12 blocks of this, there's no oncoming traffic and I start driving on the wrong side of the road and just hit the gas pedal to finally overtake this idiot. However, I did not know there was another car in front of it and I pass that car in the front right as he was turning and that's also when I first see him as well. So I swerve even closer to the left, and that guy cuts a bit of his speed as well.

Guy turned like 1 foot behind me.



All I could think of was who was gonna call 911 for me, especially since this was still early morning in a blackout area.

I really escaped with one and was shook the rest of the way.

 

[Binary]

Almost tripping over my space heater a couple minutes ago
My life flashed before my eyes.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

passed my math test

 

[Rockstar Mom]

Pregnancy test was negative

 

[Sierra Mist]

Working out at the gym usually does it or sprinting. Ain't no sprinting in this weather. Real talk the last time I was this morning. Just knowing that as much as my baby demands in a man (and nothing is wrong with that), she still loves me and thinks I'm perfect no matter what. Just gotta go above and beyond what she wants anyway though.

 

[YouLoveMe]

Almost tripping over my space heater a couple minutes ago
My life flashed before my eyes.

At the potential

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

WHEN I WAS PLAYING BASKETBALL WITH MY FAMILY.