When was the moment you realized College wasn't some p*ssy magnet paradise?

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Sorry for you OP. You need to find where the like-minded women are at. Shyt take an elective in a program with lots of women then start acing tests and quizzes. They’ll be hanging on your dikk for help.

even D&D cosplay nerds were getting p*ssy when I was in school


Lol you know something :pachaha:
 

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Sorry for you OP. You need to find where the like-minded women are at. Shyt take an elective in a program with lots of women then start acing tests and quizzes. They’ll be hanging on your dikk for help.

even D&D cosplay nerds were getting p*ssy when I was in school

I got a lot of p*ssy working a side gig as a college tutor…granted I was still a student…my appearance threw them off completely cuz I did not remotely look like someone who was crushing it in the classroom…once they got over my appearance tho and realized I actually knew my shyt and made it fun/easy then they opened up to me in more ways than one :banderas:
 

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Engineering student at PWI. The students who tried to live that lifestyle dropped out of Engineering and switched to Psychology :mjlol:, fukking losers

Lived with family off campus until I graduated :francis:, saved a ton of money tho.

Was in a steady relationship for my senior year.

I missed out on all that American Pie college experience stuff. More than made up for it since I graduated and started working, my 20s were awesome.

OP you can't change the fact that you didn't get buns in college. That's not what college is about. I know guys who lived that lifestyle, didn't graduate or barely graduated, and were just stagnating post college. And the ones who lived that lifestyle, but got good grades and used college as a stepping stone to greater things, they aren't bragging about having all the bytches in college. I promise you that :mjlol:
Well said fr

I woulda trade all the good times and memories to graduate on time
 

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To be fair in the 90s, and 00s this was probably the case. But college in 2010s ain't shyt. Seems like school is way harder and way more stressful. I heard a lot of people catching assault charges too. College experience was mid as hell, worse than highschool tbh
 

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Idk what college he went to

:mjlol:

I was eating, plus doing photography heavy and took a few culinary / baking courses. Waiting at my locker to taste something / the next party / event.
 
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I was lame in HS....and I got it in college...grew up fast..by senior year I was one of the most well known ppl on campus...good times
by senior year after i got my first taste of summer internship money at a big company...i had a car, updated wardrobe, jewelry, and on the last year of my full scholarship of room and board...i was living like a rapper on my campus...the things i did...the stories i have...with females i came across..good times :whew:
 

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I was a Freshman playing pool with this Junior. We played for a few hours until 3 in the morning all alone. She was choosing and I kissed her and starting fingering her on the spot and she asked to go to my room but then:
D: "Let's go to your room"
Me: "I got roommates"
D: "You don't have a single room?"
Me: "Naw, I am on the 2nd floor"
D: "You a freshman? Sorry gotta go, thought you were older"

Not like the porno movies I watched :/
Gotta lay those ground rules down with the roommates on move in day to determine how you guys are gonna handle a potential smash opportunity coming in hot. Most of the time, the homeboys gotta evacuate the room ASAP per Guy Code.

I had a friend get hit with the age thing too. We were NOLA for Spring Break and he had a cougar grinding up on him. He was 21, but looked older due to having a full beard. He fukked up when she asked his age. Should have said he was 26 at the minimum :mjlol:.
 
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