When Was Your Last Swagged Out Moment?

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What was supposed to be my senior year of high school (i dropped out). All i bought was clothes and weed that year. Then i turned 18, grew up, started wearing a uniform like a trill nikka.

im supposed to be saving for a car. but i spent all my money on weed and weed related things. :snoop:
 

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yesterday when my big brother came picked me up. hes in the military and deals. he drives an audi wid da private plates. we look like the biggest drug dealers around. :heh:

everybody stares st us when we get out the car. both dressed like thugs pretty much. :umad:

das my big brother :to:
 
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I was in Subway one day getting the kids in my neighborhood some food, and this cac is getting mad cause Im ordering like 12 subs. I hear him behind me huffing & puffing, sucking his teeth. I ignore him.

Cac: Hurry up boy

Me: :what:What you say to me?

Cac: You heard me, hurry the fukk up I'm hungry as shyt, a :smugfavre: look on his face

Me: :patrice:

I turn back around and finish telling the young lady my order.


Cac: These blacks always ruining the good food spots.




That was the last straw. I turned around, put my hand in my pocket and pulled out my trusty glove
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Cac: Laughing :skip: fukk you gone do with that shyt Oj.






I put the glove on slowly


Me: Imma give you one last chance to apologize.

Cac: fukk you:pacspit:










I hit this cac with the meanest upp ever





Sent his ass flying in to the chip rack




Everybody in line like
:ooh::pachaha::gladbron::obama:



Cac::dead:



I finish ordering my food and after I payed for it I told them keep the change :myman:
 

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Quit my catering job to pursue tattooing full time. Called in sick my last two weeks. Didnt show up on time for my last shift. Walked in saying bye to everyone at 3 in the afternoon... Big smile on my face.

The chefs hate me. I'm getting scolded by my favorite manager for not walking around in uniform like "this the last time you'll ever say this to me" :win:

Go into the office, hand in my final papers to the HR cutie. :takedat:

Im getting mad love from everyone despite doing them dirt on my last day. CAC boss walks out of his office, looks at me, realizes its my last day and he doesn't know my name, much less has ever shaken my hand. He walks back inside his office like

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Having the :banderas: whatever the gods have blessed me with to make a man turn heel in his own office like that made my day.

On the exit interview it asked what would you do to make this place better. I said hire me again.

Next question: if we did this would you return to working here? I said No. :banderas:

I had ether steaming off me that whole day. Truly glorious.
 

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Cornfields, cows, & an one stoplight town
I was in Subway one day getting the kids in my neighborhood some food, and this cac is getting mad cause Im ordering like 12 subs. I hear him behind me huffing & puffing, sucking his teeth. I ignore him.

Cac: Hurry up boy

Me: :what:What you say to me?

Cac: You heard me, hurry the fukk up I'm hungry as shyt, a :smugfavre: look on his face

Me: :patrice:

I turn back around and finish telling the young lady my order.


Cac: These blacks always ruining the good food spots.




That was the last straw. I turned around, put my hand in my pocket and pulled out my trusty glove
blg.jpg





Cac: Laughing :skip: fukk you gone do with that shyt Oj.






I put the glove on slowly


Me: Imma give you one last chance to apologize.

Cac: fukk you:pacspit:










I hit this cac with the meanest upp ever





Sent his ass flying in to the chip rack




Everybody in line like
:ooh::pachaha::gladbron::obama:



Cac::dead:



I finish ordering my food and after I payed for it I told them keep the change :myman:

I wanna give you a :duck: but it was a cool story, so I hope its true.
 
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