when you wake up, what's the 1st thing you do?

[Farrinto]

Lay in the bed in a trance like state until it hits me like "The fukk are you doing? You got to get to work "

 

[EndDomination]

Look at NYTimes/HuffPo/New Yorker alerts on my phone from the previous night.

 

[Dwolf]

I try to neg @Raedawn07

 

[Dushane Hill]

Wait for my morning hard on to go down so I can get out of bed

 

[86\*/98]

Grab da strap, duh.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

clean up the blood.

 

[CinnamonTequila]

Put on some music...

 

[brother walt]

thank the lord Jesus Christ for waking me up go make some coffee go pee wash my face brush my teeth go outside smoke a black and drink my coffee and check my phone

 

[Big Daddy]

Get up, grab a bottle of water, and gulp it down. It's literally the first task I do every morning. It works wonders and I've been doing it for years.

Killer morning habit: Drink 16oz of water, right after you wake up

After that I usually have to take a leak.

 

[Man]

My smart phone is the last thing I see before I sleep and the first thing I see when I wake up

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Stretch
Do some push ups

 

[King Poetic]

Check my bank account

And go dropped that load in the bathroom and then shower getting ready for the day

 

[Prince Cairo]

Grab her titties

 

[Prynce]

Check my phone

Re-arrange my dikk

Go piss

Or i lay in the bed until i realise i got to go somewhere

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

meditate for 10 minutes and then say a prayer and give thanks to god.