When Your Cousin/Nieces Enter Their bytch Phase

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No nieces or close cousins.

But again, I can't put myself in a position to be emotionally invested in a kid I haven't raised like that. From experience.
Ok well clearly your family life is garbage so please dont chime in ever again.
 

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Convince her parents to get her into BJJ, that's where the discipline starts
I was a little upset earlier in the thread. As axiom said, i should havent referred to her as a bytch even though she was being bytchy. Its a bad habit.

I did convince her parents to get rid of that Iphone though. :blessed:

I might just reccomend martial arts now. Some Bjj kids classes should set her straight.
 

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Serious discussion question: Once I have a child, what can I do about this phase besides monitoring their phone and not allowing social media till 13? Do I enroll them in hella sports and extra curriculars?
Show her by example. Keep them away from bullshyt and around positive people.
 

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My niece is 12 and just got a phone and is starting to do the same shyt. She posting multiple selfies with a ton of simp boys liking them. I like to think I've taught her well since I took care of her since she was lil and her dad died like 8 years ago. She said some disrespectful shyt to my mom and when she told me about it I drove straight to my sisters house and snatched that phone and tv out her hands for a week. She couldn't keep up that smart ass attitude without that celly in her hand.

I love my nieces to death but I worry about them and this new age. :to: I won't lose them to thotery. I already feel I'mma go to prison for killin one of dem boys that tries to play their heart :to:
 

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My niece is 12 and just got a phone and is starting to do the same shyt. She posting multiple selfies with a ton of simp boys liking them. I like to think I've taught her well since I took care of her since she was lil and her dad died like 8 years ago. She said some disrespectful shyt to my mom and when she told me about it I drove straight to my sisters house and snatched that phone and tv out her hands for a week. She couldn't keep up that smart ass attitude without that celly in her hand.

I love my nieces to death but I worry about them and this new age. :to: I won't lose them to thotery. I already feel I'mma go to prison for killin one of dem boys that tries to play their heart :to:
Bruh, look at the names that be commenting on them instagram pics. These are kids with some crazy ass names. Im glad someone can relate. That phone, is the devil. When girls get caught up in that attention whore world looking for validation through selfies and some little pervert is saying some slick shyt? Somethings got to give. A week isnt long enough bruh. 2nd offense she need to lose that shyt for a month, 3rd strike, you're out. just buy a gps tracker and put that shyt in her bookbag.
 

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Bruh, look at the names that be commenting on them instagram pics. These are kids with some crazy ass names. Im glad someone can relate. That phone, is the devil. When girls get caught up in that attention whore world looking for validation through selfies and some little pervert is saying some slick shyt? Somethings got to give. A week isnt long enough bruh. 2nd offense she need to lose that shyt for a month, 3rd strike, you're out. just buy a gps tracker and put that shyt in her bookbag.

GPS :mjlol:

Breh I didn't even ask my sister if it was cool if I took that shyt from her and she pays the bills on that stuff. My mom's and sister is too easy on them kids, babyin them all the time. Takin them to the nail salon every week when she's gettin D+ on tests n shyt and shes talkin to em like "you need to do this for me or blah blah blah" and I'm like :dahell: "yall gonna let them punk you like that". Breh she yells at them like she the parent and when I check her on it, sometimes they be actin like I'm wrong. There's no winning except that they respect me and know I don't play that shyt, and it shows, they be sending me birthday cards that they bought with their own money :mjcry: and get excited to see me when I come through cause they I'd do whatever for them except let them play me like a fool
 

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GPS :mjlol:

Breh I didn't even ask my sister if it was cool and she pays the bill on that stuff. My mom's and sister is too easy on them kids, babyin them all the time. Takin them to the nail salon every week when she's gettin D+ on tests n shyt and shes talkin to em like "you need to do this for me or blah blah blah" and I'm like :dahell: "yall gonna let them punk you like that". Breh she yells at them like she the parent and when I check her on it, sometimes they be actin like I'm wrong. There's no winning except that they respect me and know I don't play that shyt, and it shows, they be sending me birthday cards that they bought with their own money and get excited to see me when I come through :mjcry:

They feel guilty because her dad is dead so they're thinking babying and spoiling her is the way to help her overcome that but negative. They're making her into a monster. Rewarding her for failure. Thats not how life works and neglecting that lesson is going feed her to the wolves when she becomes an adult.
 

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:heh: what the hell, dudes in here really saying they couldn't be emotionally invested in their lil cousins and nieces like that?

Y'all didn't have Older family members that y'all once looked up to when you was kids or something?

Breh, you cats don't understand the concept of.... even if you could give a fukk about your family, you're supposed to do what you can to make sure the youngsters don't go through the shyt that YOU did, even if its something as small as telling them "good job" and encouraging them when they do good.... and at least tell them when they're wrong if they don't know better.
 

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Well im not a little kid so not everything is a joke to me idiot.
I'll hit you up with my fist when they turn 18 though fakkit.

I'll smack fire out your little ass. :pachaha:

Then I'll put them nieces over my knee.
:heh: what the hell, dudes in here really saying they couldn't be emotionally invested in their lil cousins and nieces like that?

I don't have any nieces period and don't know of any little cousins close to me. But look, coaching is the same type of thing. That's why I don't do it anymore. :whoo:
 
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