When your Uncle comes home from a 20 year bid

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

My cousin was kind of a recluse for a few months when he got out after doing 5 years. He'd go out but you could tell he was not comfortable anywhere

Your Unc came out ready to tear shyt the fukk up. Straight smiley potential

 

[Wise]

 

[drugxglory]

 

[BulletProof]

I don't know.

Throw a Mafia style welcome home party for him.

If he gets funnystyle either fukk off or go Pesci and Bill Bats him.

"Go home and get your fukking shinebox!"

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

 

[Soundbwoy]

yall just dont get it

this entire thread went over ya head

http://www.messynessychic.com/2013/04/30/the-harlem-hip-hop-tailor-dapper-dan/

breh we get it, it was fresh in the late 80s but we in 2014 now

 

[meth68]

And finds that money he buried

Dude is wearing more leather then is on that damn couch

 

[chosenaledge13]

Dude is wearing more leather then is on that damn couch

 

[aXiom]

Dude is wearing more leather then is on that damn couch

 

[Pdiddy]

Does he still talk using old slang? lol

 

[Taadow]

Iono wtf you talmbat - that nicca fresh to def!

 

[Codeine Crazy]

breh we get it, it was fresh in the late 80s but we in 2014 now

thats the whole point of this thread and joke

the uncle came home after a 20 plus bid and wore something that was hot when he went in

 

[Brandon M.]

its fake louis tho...dapper don said it himself...everything about that outfit is ugly, especially them designer sneakers.....the bucket is fly tho, that about it

 

[TEKBEATZ]

Tear the club up

 

[old_timer]

i was 8 or 9 when my uncle got out of prison for armed robbery
ma was like "meet your uncle- the one i told you was dead"
he'd be sitting on the couch like while the rest of us tried to act normal

when my friends came over to play they'd be like "who's that?"
thinking back now- lucky he didn't molest anyone

he slept on the couch for a year before going to live with my grandparents
safe to say- my uncle didn't have any loot stashed away