Whenever I poop in a public restroom I like to build a beautiful toilet paper nest and pay it foward

[flea]

It takes me a good ten minutes prior to any public doo doo to make one of my world famous nests. Im talking bout my butthole puckered up dumb tight, im sweating and shyt but this nest will be built properly This booty aint touching no seat. When I'm done, I leave my masterpiece there how gross could it be? Its not like I put doodoo on the nest. I shower every morning so your buttcheeks touching toilet paper that my buttcheeks briefly touched WILL NOT give u AIDS. I think that shyt is common courtesy
I'll post pics of one of my world famous toilet paper nests later. Im at work right now

 

[Entrapta310]

so you hold in your shyt for 10 minutes while it trying desperately to come out just so you can build a toilet paper seat to sit on?
if you do that twice a day for many years, you're gonna have your bowel rupture like whoa.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

I build a nest also but kick it in the toilet when I'm done.

Any of yall been to a public bathroom especially in the airport that have the plastic that revolves around the seat? I dont care if its supposed to be fresh plastic it seems unsanitary.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

so you hold in your shyt for 10 minutes while it trying desperately to come out just so you can build a toilet paper seat to sit on?
if you do that twice a day for many years, you're gonna have your bowel rupture like whoa.

i refuse to shyt in a public toilet. i been holding my shyt for years. i havent had any problems with my bowel.

 

[flea]

so you hold in your shyt for 10 minutes while it trying desperately to come out just so you can build a toilet paper seat to sit on?
if you do that twice a day for many years, you're gonna have your bowel rupture like whoa.

I rarely need to shyt in public but when I do, you damn right I build a nest. I even did it at the club once in a bathroom full of people waiting for me to finish so they can go next. People in line yelling at me outside the stall "WE DONT HEAR ANY PISSING HOMIE AND WE CAN SEE YOU AINT SITTIN DOWN!! "
Me: IM MAKING A NEST TO SIT ON!! "
Them:

 

[Sugarbush]

so you hold in your shyt for 10 minutes while it trying desperately to come out just so you can build a toilet paper seat to sit on?
if you do that twice a day for many years, you're gonna have your bowel rupture like whoa.

So are you saying that you don't put tissue on the seat before you shyt?

 

[Couth]

I never shyt in a public bathroom unless its an emergency.

And idc how big of an emergency it is I ALWAYS triple layer the toilet seat.

 

[flea]

@Big Boda (BFM) y u one star my thread? Give me an explanation.

 

[flea]

@Big Boda (BFM) u a little bytch homie. I hope your family die of AIDS

 

[Lil Gangsta]

I never shyt in public restrooms tho. Uhuh. Nah.

 

[Dig]

I do that shyt at wrk . I at least kick the nest in when I'm done tho bruh bruh

 

[charmander]

I rarely need to shyt in public but when I do, you damn right I build a nest. I even did it at the club once in a bathroom full of people waiting for me to finish so they can go next. People in line yelling at me outside the stall "WE DONT HEAR ANY PISSING HOMIE AND WE CAN SEE YOU AINT SITTIN DOWN!! "
Me: IM MAKING A NEST TO SIT ON!! "
Them:

anyone ever tried standing on the toilet seat and squatting down like an MLB catcher over the toilet

 

[flea]

I do that shyt at wrk . I at least kick the nest in when I'm done tho bruh bruh

That's fukked up what if I had to go after u? I could of saved a shytload of nest making time and went straight to doo-dooing

 

[flea]

anyone ever tried standing on the toilet seat and squatting down like an MLB catcher over the toilet

I actually did that once
Pretty embarrassing but I had placed my feet (I was barefoot) on each side of the toilet and squatted down like a Buddhist about to pray. I release a turd and its all love but I lost my balance and my right foot slammed right into the toilet. Poo water splashing on my face. Do u know how gross it feels to get human doo doo between your toes I stomped the shyt out my doo doo

 

[Smoke]

I just give it a solid wiping off and go for it yolo