Whenever I poop in a public restroom I like to build a beautiful toilet paper nest and pay it foward

[Sleepy Walker]

I call those seat condoms and I do that every time I use a public toilet. I thought you were talking about that wad of toilet paper that people put in the toilet so water doesn't splash.

I also have the weird habit of cleaning the toilet seat at home every time I use it unless I know I was the last person to sit on it.

 

[3rdWorld]

Youre supposed to squat over the shytter..

 

[Entrapta310]

So are you saying that you don't put tissue on the seat before you shyt?

where in my post stated that?

why should it take 10 minutes to put t.p on a seat. op's bowel is gonna rupture and cost him $40,000 to fix

 

[Entrapta310]

i refuse to shyt in a public toilet. i been holding my shyt for years. i havent had any problems with my bowel.

not yet

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

@ chu dumb mufukkas still makin nest n takin shyts in public restrooms.

Step ya game up, nikkas. #dependsgang

 

[flea]

Youre supposed to squat over the shytter..

I legit think if u can squat over a toilet and shyt, you've taken dikk in the ass before. That shyt is NOT normal. Broads should be the only ones squatting over a toilet

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

i remember in my school it was rough as fukk. you couldnt even go in the cubicles because there would be human shyt all over the walls literally. scared me off public toilets for life.

my school had some stories man. we used to have fukking riots for no reason. a group of like 500 students all ages just mobbing the school. teachers getting thrown down and trampled on. nobody gave a fukk about learning anything.

 

[Big Boda]

@Big Boda (BFM) y u one star my thread? Give me an explanation.

there are too many good answers for me to pick just one.

 

[flea]

there are too many good answers for me to pick just one.

Well pick one muthafukka. I finally wanna know why some of u faggits dislike me so much

 

[flea]

i remember in my school it was rough as fukk. you couldnt even go in the cubicles because there would be human shyt all over the walls literally. scared me off public toilets for life.

my school had some stories man. we used to have fukking riots for no reason. a group of like 500 students all ages just mobbing the school. teachers getting thrown down and trampled on. nobody gave a fukk about learning anything.

In my school we used to turn the lights off and throw books and chairs at the teacher on a regular basis. We were even on the news for making a woman quit being a teacher in her first 15 minutes there. Actually think it made a world record

 

[Regine Hunter]

this thread did not fail

 

[kj614]

I got my own private bathroom at work that I cleaned and I still put paper down lol

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I just give it a solid wiping off and go for it yolo

Cosign. Eventually I stopped giving a fukk. I already got AIDS so pretty sure I can't catch it a 2nd time

 

[-G$-]

@flea I would sit on your nest

I'd build my own on top but I'd be happy to use your nest as a foundation

 

[Dzali OG]

Whatever you do, don't look under the lid of a public toilet . It will scar you if it hasn't been cleaned properly.

That's where mufos be having blowouts and t hat shyt lands out of sight and just chillax' there.