When's the last time any of you people actually slow danced with a partner?

[obarth]

Whats wrong with putting on some Michael Buble and slowly spinning a trollop around under the moonlight?

Nobody ever taught me how to love, like a Lil Wayne track, breh

 

[MBwithadream]

You know, something like this:

Never.

 

[concise]

Nobody ever taught me how to love, like a Lil Wayne track, breh

Sucks to be you, breh.
Maybe you can find a book on Amazon.

 

[Taadow]

About a week ago.

EDIT - no wait, not like that.