When's The Last Time You Slipped & Busted Your Ass In Front Of Someone?

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just now in front of my brother & niece while running downstairs :ehh:

a lack of fukks given doe :ehh:
 

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I busted my nose the other day on these rental Bird motor scooters on the Atlanta Beltline. There were two fine ass chicks coming up the stairs. They asked if i was okay but im sure they laughed afterwards.:to:

I was riding the scooter and then had to go down some steps. So i picked up the scooter and carried it down the steps but at some point i missed a step and slipped. I didnt fall but in order to keep from falling i let go of the back of the scooter which (center of gravity shyt, balance) caused the scooter handle to swing and hit me in the face right on the bridge of my nose almost breaking my glasses. shyt hit me hard too almost knocked me out.

I didnt realize i was bleeding from it until i reached where my friends were waiting on my and after a few minutes talking to them they were like "why are you bleeding between your eyes?":huh:
Took off my glasses and realized i was bleeding all over the place.
 
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I busted my nose the other day on these rental Bird motor scooters on the Atlanta Beltline. There were two fine ass chicks coming up the stairs. They asked if i was okay but im sure they laughed afterwards.:to:

I was riding the scooter and then had to go down some steps. So i picked up the scooter and carried it down the steps but at some point i missed a step and slipped. I didnt fall but in order to keep from falling i let go of the back of the scooter which (center of gravity shyt, balance) caused the scooter handle to swing and hit me in the face right on the bridge of my nose almost breaking my glasses. shyt hit me hard too almost knocked me out.

I didnt realize i was bleeding from it until i reached where my friends were waiting on my and after a few minutes talking to them they were like "why are you bleeding between your eyes?":huh:
Took off my glasses and realized i was bleeding all over the place.
damn bruh:wow: :pachaha:
 

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walking downstairs at this pub downtown almost 2 weeks ago lmfaooo was drunk as a bih.

A breh walked up to me n was like "You got up so fast my nikka i gotta shake yo hand after that one." :dead:
 

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I busted my nose the other day on these rental Bird motor scooters on the Atlanta Beltline. There were two fine ass chicks coming up the stairs. They asked if i was okay but im sure they laughed afterwards.:to:

I was riding the scooter and then had to go down some steps. So i picked up the scooter and carried it down the steps but at some point i missed a step and slipped. I didnt fall but in order to keep from falling i let go of the back of the scooter which (center of gravity shyt, balance) caused the scooter handle to swing and hit me in the face right on the bridge of my nose almost breaking my glasses. shyt hit me hard too almost knocked me out.

I didnt realize i was bleeding from it until i reached where my friends were waiting on my and after a few minutes talking to them they were like "why are you bleeding between your eyes?":huh:
Took off my glasses and realized i was bleeding all over the place.
:laff: Ou manke pete fyèl ou :laff:
 

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way way byke in college....going into the classroom, slipped on the stairs in front of 50 something people

and it was on those, both feet in the air, land on the back joints

had to sit with that L and a fukked up back for 2 hours

had people checking on me before and after class

outside i was :lolbron:/:manny:...inside...
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