Yeah, dawggie...nikkas get in they feelings over grub.
My cousin was at a hoagie shop with three other cats.  One of his homies bought a sammich.  Got up to get napkins. One of the other homies loosened the lid on the pepper to fukk with dude.   Sure enough dude comes back and tries to put pepper on his hoagie, and all the pepper spills out.  They explode in laughter.  He seethes, finds out who did it and shoots son in the foot right there on the spot, with the fo-fifth.....
They all took him to his auntie, a nurse (it was a flesh wound), she patched him up, and then they all went to the club that night, together.  

Like, that was REGULAR shyt, apparently.
I swear...the stories from my cousins Uptown 

