Where can I meet female simps?

[Surreal]

Woman only simp very attractive men or rich men.

You’ll be surprised how tragic most of these females baby daddies look. Which tells you a lot about them broads

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Go to a dark bar full of drunk depressed people. Those places have sad older (40+) women, fat women and plain, slightly unattractive to downright ugly women. The liquor kills all the inhibitions, getting sloppy drunk is acceptable in a dive bar and the place is full of people with lowered expectations looking for love in all the wrong places. If you're lucky, you can pull a thick cougar or a fat girl who could be a dime if she lost like 60 pounds. When I was a shiftless drunk, I met plenty of fat and older women at the bar who wanted to simp for me. Being drunk in a dive bar is what brought these opportunities, these women would have just stared at me anywhere else I wouldn't have approached or they wouldn't have been drunk and aggressive. But you'll probably have to fukk these hoes or at least spend some time pretending to "date" them too.

Damn breh this is terrible advice.

We're trying to uplift the young breh, not put him on a dark path.

 

[LunaticVillage415]

Idk any lol.

Easy to find. Restaurants that have bars in them. Every neighborhood has a local watering hole that is unpretentious. Even in rich areas, there is always a seedy dive bar nearby. It's especially easy to find now since its football season again. Go anywhere where folks are watching the game on a Sunday. Full of people getting wasted every Sunday until February. If you live near a big city, there is probably a whole drinking district there where they have a few lowkey dive bars and lounges. The lounges for the 30+ crowd always have the desperate Cougars and fat women.

 

[Rozay Oro]

Working out is great.

Money... is great.

So yes, you should absolutely keep doing those things.

But understand that without decisiveness, you'll just be another rich simp.

The goal here is not to get women, but to have a presence which commands respect from women.

That's when the dynamic changes.

That is what you want.

The difference between a man like you and a man like me is not money or physique.

It's decisiveness.

Go outside. Find an adventure. And make a mistake.

I just don't know what the fukk to do

 

[LunaticVillage415]

Damn breh this is terrible advice.

We're trying to uplift the young breh, not put him on a dark path.

I'm merely answering the question posed in the thread. Where can he meet female simps. You gotta let people have their own experience. I'm an ex-alcoholic and had many women simping on me in my day. But I don't live like that no more. Most people aren't alcoholics and can go into a bar without becoming one.

 

[Lord_nikon]

Oldpeoplemeet.c0m

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I just don't know what the fukk to do

Start.
Taking.
(legal) Risks.

 

[TEH]

You? You can't.

Because you're not yet the type of man who commands respect from women.

Because you haven't yet taken the first step towards achieving what women desire and respect in a man...

Which is decisiveness.

Because you're still on the coli asking how you can jump to the end w/o putting in work.

There is no way.

Decisiveness comes from confidence.

Confidence comes from experience.

Experience comes from making mistakes.

And making mistakes comes from taking risks.

So go outside breh. Do some "fukk it" shyt. Have a story to tell. Learn from your mistakes and get better at shyt.

By the time 2K24 comes out, you can have this in the bag.



Edit: It's worth mentioning that you should do something risky not something illegal.

Replace decisiveness with money and looks you’re on to something...

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Replace decisiveness with money and looks you’re on to something...

The richest and most handsome breh in the world would surrender his girl to a breh like me (at least part time) if he's a bytch at heart.

Decisiveness is essential. It speaks to a woman's biology even more than money or physical attractiveness.

 

[SATAN]

There's no such thing as a female simp. They don't have to simp because they have options. Even the lowest of the low-quality females have some dudes thirsting after them.

 

[screenname01]

No one cared in the quick gems with women thread. Pretty much I have to return 2k20 back to Redbox tommorow.
I want a simpette to buy me it.
I'm guessing I'll have to target single moms or some chubby girl. Probably older. Idgaf just want some gifts while I figure this shyt out.

I have started to working out seriously now as of lately. My biceps and abs are sore. Continuing that path will make the simpette thing more plausible, if I get in shape. I might become a personal trainer.
What y'all got to say? I barely make threads these days so get your shyt off all you want and then give me a serious answer please.

a nikka cant walk five feet without running into 'em if he got the right look

 

[Rozay Oro]

Easy to find. Restaurants that have bars in them. Every neighborhood has a local watering hole that is unpretentious. Even in rich areas, there is always a seedy dive bar nearby. It's especially easy to find now since its football season again. Go anywhere where folks are watching the game on a Sunday. Full of people getting wasted every Sunday until February. If you live near a big city, there is probably a whole drinking district there where they have a few lowkey dive bars and lounges. The lounges for the 30+ crowd always have the desperate Cougars and fat women.

I typed in bars on Google maps. I guess I got that to fukk with. I can't tell which is the older crowd ones.

 

[TEH]

The richest and most handsome breh in the world would surrender his girl to a breh like me (at least part time) if he's a bytch at heart.

Decisiveness is essential. It speaks to a woman's biology even more than money or physical attractiveness.

 

[GreenGhxst]

pretend to be in prison on a prison dating website

Loveaprisoner - Prison Inmate Pen Pals and Inmate Personal Profiles

Meet-An-Inmate.com - Male and Female Inmates Desire Pen pals

 

[SATAN]

Maybe I should focus more on working out and getting my money up first?

Buff nikka with money, checking in. That shyt doesn't matter. Ever notice all the fat, broke or poorly-dressed lame looking dudes with dimes?

You have to work on your confidence, your charisma, your posture, be interesting, don't be needy. The woman has to feel like you are better than her.