Where can I meet female simps?

CarmelBarbie

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You? You can't. :francis:

Because you're not yet the type of man who commands respect from women.

Because you haven't yet taken the first step towards achieving what women desire and respect in a man...

Which is decisiveness.

Because you're still on the coli asking how you can jump to the end w/o putting in work.

There is no way.

Decisiveness comes from confidence.

Confidence comes from experience.

Experience comes from making mistakes.

And making mistakes comes from taking risks.

So go outside breh. Do some "fukk it" shyt. Have a story to tell. Learn from your mistakes and get better at shyt.

By the time 2K24 comes out, you can have this in the bag.

:ufdup:

Edit: It's worth mentioning that you should do something risky not something illegal.



:wow:












This probably killed ops ego.
 

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You? You can't. :francis:

Because you're not yet the type of man who commands respect from women.

Because you haven't yet taken the first step towards achieving what women desire and respect in a man...

Which is decisiveness.

Because you're still on the coli asking how you can jump to the end w/o putting in work.

There is no way.

Decisiveness comes from confidence.

Confidence comes from experience.

Experience comes from making mistakes.

And making mistakes comes from taking risks.

So go outside breh. Do some "fukk it" shyt. Have a story to tell. Learn from your mistakes and get better at shyt.

By the time 2K24 comes out, you can have this in the bag.

:ufdup:

Edit: It's worth mentioning that you should do something risky not something illegal.

Not just OP, but a whole lot of people need to print this out and hang it on their wall. Great post :wow:
 
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You? You can't. :francis:

Because you're not yet the type of man who commands respect from women.

Because you haven't yet taken the first step towards achieving what women desire and respect in a man...

Which is decisiveness.

Because you're still on the coli asking how you can jump to the end w/o putting in work.

There is no way.

Decisiveness comes from confidence.

Confidence comes from experience.

Experience comes from making mistakes.

And making mistakes comes from taking risks.

So go outside breh. Do some "fukk it" shyt. Have a story to tell. Learn from your mistakes and get better at shyt.

By the time 2K24 comes out, you can have this in the bag.

:ufdup:

Edit: It's worth mentioning that you should do something risky not something illegal.


Dam breh went in
 

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One of the worst things in the world is dealing with someone you don’t want to deal with, at least for me. I cannot fake the funk.

Question for dudes who date bigger women, do y’all look at their p*ssys? I’ve never dealt with a bigger woman and I don’t seek them out when searching for porn but when I have come across them, they were just slits:scusthov:. Guys would tell me they never looked but how can one not(one night stand aside)?
 

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You? You can't. :francis:

Because you're not yet the type of man who commands respect from women.

Because you haven't yet taken the first step towards achieving what women desire and respect in a man...

Which is decisiveness.

Because you're still on the coli asking how you can jump to the end w/o putting in work.

There is no way.

Decisiveness comes from confidence.

Confidence comes from experience.

Experience comes from making mistakes.

And making mistakes comes from taking risks.

So go outside breh. Do some "fukk it" shyt. Have a story to tell. Learn from your mistakes and get better at shyt.

By the time 2K24 comes out, you can have this in the bag.

:ufdup:

Edit: It's worth mentioning that you should do something risky not something illegal.

This is gold advice OP your task now is to memorize this post

A lot of times we read good advice and we feel it and one week later we forget about it

Go memoriZe this shyt like you studying for college
 

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Go to a dark bar full of drunk depressed people. Those places have sad older (40+) women, fat women and plain, slightly unattractive to downright ugly women. The liquor kills all the inhibitions, getting sloppy drunk is acceptable in a dive bar and the place is full of people with lowered expectations looking for love in all the wrong places. If you're lucky, you can pull a thick cougar or a fat girl who could be a dime if she lost like 60 pounds. :unimpressed:When I was a shiftless drunk, I met plenty of fat and older women at the bar who wanted to simp for me. Being drunk in a dive bar is what brought these opportunities, these women would have just stared at me anywhere else I wouldn't have approached or they wouldn't have been drunk and aggressive. But you'll probably have to fukk these hoes or at least spend some time pretending to "date" them too. :scust:

Go to a Moes Tavern brehs

:russ:
 

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1) get into a relationship with a good woman
2) 30 year women who are desperate to settle down
3) single moms despearate for a man
4) late bloomers who don't know they bad yet
5) reformed hoes
6) ugly fat chicks
7) learn to lie to this chicks
 

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No one cared in the quick gems with women thread. Pretty much I have to return 2k20 back to Redbox tommorow.
I want a simpette to buy me it.
I'm guessing I'll have to target single moms or some chubby girl. Probably older. Idgaf just want some gifts while I figure this shyt out.

I have started to working out seriously now as of lately. My biceps and abs are sore. Continuing that path will make the simpette thing more plausible, if I get in shape. I might become a personal trainer.
What y'all got to say? I barely make threads these days so get your shyt off all you want and then give me a serious answer please.
If you were simping material, you wouldn't have to ask :yeshrug:
 
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Go to a dark bar full of drunk depressed people. Those places have sad older (40+) women, fat women and plain, slightly unattractive to downright ugly women. The liquor kills all the inhibitions, getting sloppy drunk is acceptable in a dive bar and the place is full of people with lowered expectations looking for love in all the wrong places. If you're lucky, you can pull a thick cougar or a fat girl who could be a dime if she lost like 60 pounds. :unimpressed:When I was a shiftless drunk, I met plenty of fat and older women at the bar who wanted to simp for me. Being drunk in a dive bar is what brought these opportunities, these women would have just stared at me anywhere else I wouldn't have approached or they wouldn't have been drunk and aggressive. But you'll probably have to fukk these hoes or at least spend some time pretending to "date" them too. :scust:

It’s 2019...your stupid advice will have these idiots fighting a rape charge
 
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