I'd go ahead and say that if you gotta ask WHERE to smash, chances are you don't do this sort of shyt often.
You aint got NO Friends cool enough to loan you a basement (I ain't fukkin' where no dudes sleep and vice versa) or a bathroom to get your endaway, mate?
You live in America, right? I've seen TONS of struggle motels (The ones with the signs that say WE GOT HBO! like it's 1995

) that let you get in for less than 60. Go halfsies if you can't afford it, smash all night (You got more than one in you, right?

) eat breakfast and dip.
Or if you just concerned with getting your nut, look for a stripclub/nightclub and go fukk in there.
