Which animals could you beat in a fight? Poll with comps to Americans and Brits

Which of these animals could you physically defeat while unarmed?

  • Goose

  • Eagle

  • King cobra

  • Crocodile

  • Rat

  • House cat

  • Medium-sized dog

  • Large dog

  • Wolf

  • Kangaroo

  • Chimpanzee

  • Lion

  • Gorilla

  • Grizzly bear

  • Elephant


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I'm not surprised that Americans and Brits differ on this one but I wanna see where Coli brehs fall. :pachaha:


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A Kangaroo will fukk you up. Full stop.

A King Cobra's venom will likely kill anyone who does'nt have the antivenom readily available.

And LOL @ anyone who thinks they are beating a Chimpanzee in a fair one

That Chimp will literally rip the skin off your face and then piss and shyt on your body just in case there is anything else in the area that is a threat and needs a primer on what it is capable of.
 

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The ppl claiming they can beat a cat are :mjlol: maybe once or twice but can you run it back 7 more times 🧢.

Cats are up there with the Lions and Grizzlies

I have cats. I could kill them with no weapons. If the cat was bent on taking me out as well then I would no doubt have some cuts and bites but at the end of the day a regular human is way bigger and stronger than a cat. A human can land a death blow on a cat, a cat can't really body a human like that. The only way a cat is killing an adult human is if the person just doesn't fight back at all for whatever reason.
 

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I have cats. I could kill them with no weapons. If the cat was bent on taking me out as well then I would no doubt have some cuts and bites but at the end of the day a regular human is way bigger and stronger than a cat. A human can land a death blow on a cat, a cat can't really body a human like that. The only way a cat is killing an adult human is if the person just doesn't fight back at all for whatever reason.
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Most people think of a German Shepard as a large dog, but I think of Mastiffs and that's a fight I will most likely lose, despite my size advantage.
 
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