Which athlete had the dopest name?

[10InchesTallBasket]

this thread lacks some soccer names:

Vagner Love
Éric Djemba Djemba (so good they named him twice)
Danny Drinkwater

 

[horizon]

Night Train Lane

 

[Never Broke Again]

Around the late 90s Georgetown had some dudes with some names. Ruben Boumjte-Boumjte and Boubacar Aw (pronounced Ow) instantly come to mind. I think Jahidi White was around that time, too. Might've been a couple others but I can't think of them offhand.

Actually, all those old G'town Cs had some pretty cool names - Alonzo Mourning, Dikembe Mutombo, Othella Harrington. Almost lyrical-sounding.

Boumtje-Boumjte is a personal classic to me

My dad played for Pitt and he fukking lost it when this happened, I was like 8 years old and vividly remember it

 

[dem bath salts]

Was bout a hunnid muthafukkas in the hood last name Best.

That shyt was like Jackson. Or the nickname "Spider" or "Black".


Think we had like 10 muthafukkas named Best.

Bet most of them grandparents had roots in north carolina. I know bout 10 nikkas named best. All nc roots.

 

[dem bath salts]

Always liked Rod Strickland's name.

 

[timothy_strickland]

REMEMBER THAT CAC BASEBALL PLAYER WHO PLAYED FOR THE PHILLIES FROM THE MID-1980S TO 1992? HE WAS TRADED TO THE L.A ANGELS OF ANAHEIM IN 1992.

''VON HAYES''

THAT BREH WHO WAS THE LEADER OF THE BRAVES IN THE EARLY 90S....TERRY PENDLETON

JOHN KRUK, LENNY DYKSTRA, DARREN DUTCH DAULTON, MILT THOMPSON= 1993 PHILLIES
DEREK JETER, BERNIE WILLIAMS, MARIANO DUNCAN = LATE 90S YANKEES
DAVE CAMERON= 90S AND EARLY 00S SEATTLE MARINERS
MATS SUNDIN, CURTIS JOSEPH AKA CUJO = LATE 90S, EARLY 2000S TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS

 

[brehcoli]

Vontaze Burfict, when he KO'd Antonio Brown it was like when you get a Perfect in street fighter voice but "Burfict!"
oh and lucky for NFL teams I'm not a GM or I'd have drafted Barkevious Mingo on strength of name alone.

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

I know it's a nickname but

 

[jadillac]

former Oklahoma Sooner Buster Rhymes, who Busta said he got the name Busta Rhymes from

Fixed

 

[YOLO_JONES]

TIm Biakabatuka

Khalid El-Amin

Jr “make em” Seau

 

[Offthegrid]

Juan Diego palacios (Louisville bball)
Sound like a druglord from south America

 

[Rekkapryde]

Juan Diego palacios (Louisville bball)
Sound like a druglord from south America

 

[Offthegrid]

Hoodrich pablo juanjose guapo