Eric Cartman is the only cartoon character I can identify with in most respects short of his coward/gay/sociopathic shyt.
We both short.
We both fat.
We both hang with folk that don't understand/appreciate us.
We both curse way too much.
We both hold long ass grudges and hatch diabolical plans to hurt/humilate/get back at folk that did the same to us.
We are both adept and creating plans and forwarding schemes.