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Na was some bootleg shyt some dude gave me, said his uncle ran a porno company in Haiti so I was like, :ohhh: so he brought the dvd to work few days later, I should have known something was up when the cover was just his uncle in a wife beater standing in front of like a beach with a coconut.

Anyways I pop this shyt in and it looked like it was recorded with a damn handy cam from 1985, so the movie starts with his uncle walking along the beach very randomly and he comes across two girls, he has a convo with them in creole but you could barely hear cause of the noise from the wind and the beach but he must have told them to go back to his place cause next thing you know they in a house (with other people who weren't in the movie living in it) :wtf:

He takes the chick's, who was very ugly and in there mid 40s into a bedroom and starts kissing one of them it all of sudden forwards to them naked in shower, the chick's had full bushes, so he starts fukkin the one girl while the other gets soap and start cleaning her self :wtf:

The movie then cuts to the final scene which is them at beach at sundown any you could barely see cause of the shytty camera but now the girls are naked and dancing awkwardly, he shows up from like the side (this whole scene has Haitian soca music playing super loud), so dude starts fukin one of the girls doggy style and after like 5 minutes she just gets up and leaves :dead:

There is like a fade to black then a fade back to the scene it's now morning he is on the beach naked drinking coconut juice (a straw coming out of the coconut)

This whole "movie" was 25 minutes long

Crazy Haitians
 

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This nikka won at life :noah:, I just wanna eat em all
 

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Na was some bootleg shyt some dude gave me, said his uncle ran a porno company in Haiti so I was like, :ohhh: so he brought the dvd to work few days later, I should have known something was up when the cover was just his uncle in a wife beater standing in front of like a beach with a coconut.

Anyways I pop this shyt in and it looked like it was recorded with a damn handy cam from 1985, so the movie starts with his uncle walking along the beach very randomly and he comes across two girls, he has a convo with them in creole but you could barely hear cause of the noise from the wind and the beach but he must have told them to go back to his place cause next thing you know they in a house (with other people who weren't in the movie living in it) :wtf:

He takes the chick's, who was very ugly and in there mid 40s into a bedroom and starts kissing one of them it all of sudden forwards to them naked in shower, the chick's had full bushes, so he starts fukkin the one girl while the other gets soap and start cleaning her self :wtf:

The movie then cuts to the final scene which is them at beach at sundown any you could barely see cause of the shytty camera but now the girls are naked and dancing awkwardly, he shows up from like the side (this whole scene has Haitian soca music playing super loud), so dude starts fukin one of the girls doggy style and after like 5 minutes she just gets up and leaves :dead:

There is like a fade to black then a fade back to the scene it's now morning he is on the beach naked drinking coconut juice (a straw coming out of the coconut)

This whole "movie" was 25 minutes long

Crazy Haitians
:laff:whole post got me rolling especially the part about the nikka and the coconut I cant:laff:
 
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