Which Comic Book Character Got The Most P*ssy?

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

wolverine is like 124 yrs old brehs....so my answer is wolverine just off that and the fact that this dude fathered countless b*stard children and he don't even know it.


they should do a what if comic about one of wolverine's 90 yr old children hitting him up for backpay child support

 

[lutha]

wolverine or namor

 

[Bud Bundy]

Spidey never tapped Gwen, he was a cuckold for Norman Osbourne

But the correct answer to this question is Wolverine

the saddest shyt i ever read in comics

that is how pete knew the kids were not his.

 

[Mr. Negative]

Most notches as far as heroines smashed?

Wolverine
Daredevil
Hawkeye

Regular chicks?

Green Arrow
Tony Stark.

You wanna say batman because he's a billionaire playboy philanthropist, but it's really all an act.

Biggest "slut"? Believe it or not..... She Hulk.

After that, prolly folks a lot of cats have never heard of, like Sersi or Jenny Sparks.

Where the hell is Sersi, anyway?

edit: yeah, Mystique.

 

[Mr. Negative]

oh shyt he's dead now, But Wolvie's son Daken was living the fukking dream. lol

Hell, one of his powers was manipulating emotion. Dude was fukking everythign that moved and doing drugs out of boredom. Seduced The Human Torch and made Ben Grimm attracted to him, then provoked him about it so Ben would attack him out of anger.

The issue of his book where him and Mystique went out on a date is one of the greatest things I've ever read. lol

 

[bogey_j]

Spidey never tapped Gwen, he was a cuckold for Norman Osbourne

But the correct answer to this question is Wolverine

gotdayum elaborate on this breh

 

[smARTmouf]

Logan....Been around a long ass time...stay with that 5 o'clock shadow the hoes love...

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Most notches as far as heroines smashed?

Wolverine
Daredevil
Hawkeye

Regular chicks?

Green Arrow
Tony Stark.

You wanna say batman because he's a billionaire playboy philanthropist, but it's really all an act.

Biggest "slut"? Believe it or not..... She Hulk.

After that, prolly folks a lot of cats have never heard of, like Sersi or Jenny Sparks.

Where the hell is Sersi, anyway?

edit: yeah, Mystique.

Mystique is such a filthy harlot. She morphed into Psylocke and put a power-dampening drug in her p*ssy so she could fukk Fantomex and take away his powers away then try to kill him.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

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gotdayum elaborate on this breh

It was a shytty J. Michael Straczynski retcon that should've been tossed in bushes before it made it to a rough draft.

 

[Mr. Negative]

Obviously you have never read Thanos Rising. He gets the most p*ssy. He seeded up tons of bytches in multiple galaxies. Then he killed them all and and all his kids.

Also Iron Man, Wolverine, and Namor got tons of bodies.

I REFUSE to acknowledge that Thanos shyt.

REFUSE.

 

[Crakface]

Bruce Wayne treats p*ssy like he treats those criminals bytch ass nikka

He doesnt kill it?

 

[Ziggiy]

You gotta go with Wolverine based off his age and the fact that he has that "gives NO fukks" attitude that the females love. Everybody keeps harping on the fact that he's a runt, but we ALL KNOW he's a tortured soul with a badass personality, women can't get ENOUGH of that shyt.



After him it's probably a toss up between Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark. Don't be fooled by the Nolan trilogy the comic Bruce wasn't a simp. I remember watching Batman:The Animated Series and Batman saved Catwoman's life, kissed her, and THEN slapped those cuffs on her like "You still going to jail bytch". Bruce Wayne got bodies and Batman got bodies.

Tony Stark is KNOWN to smash hoes on the regular with zero fukks given so that goes without saying.

 

[TNC]

gotdayum elaborate on this breh

Through the entire time Peter was with Gwen, he NEVER had sex with her (which is the REAL reason he pines and mopes over her all this time). But Gwen WAS fukkin Norman Osborne the whole time behind Peter's back and Norman even got her pregnant with twins and Gwen was like "Peter is a good guy, HE'LL take care of Norman's babies. He'll have to get a second and third job maybe, but as long as I never tell him and FINALLY give him the p*ssy he won't care because he's a GOOD GUY! "

 

[Crakface]

human torch, tony stark, and wolverine got bodies too.

@En Sabah Nur not gettin no p*ssy. What bytch wanna lay with chew.

 

[bogey_j]

Through the entire time Peter was with Gwen, he NEVER had sex with her (which is the REAL reason he pines and mopes over her all this time). But Gwen WAS fukkin Norman Osborne the whole time behind Peter's back and Norman even got her pregnant with twins and Gwen was like "Peter is a good guy, HE'LL take care of Norman's babies. He'll have to get a second and third job maybe, but as long as I never tell him and FINALLY give him the p*ssy he won't care because he's a GOOD GUY! "

damn, that has to be one of the most realistic comic book stories ever penned. beta males like peter get fukked over like that IRL all the time

gwen is a demonic bytch mang