Which Immunity Y'all Taking?

[MidniteJay]

Let's say whatever god you believe in decides to bless you and gives two choices. Which one you choosing?

Immunity to Disease
You're changed so that you'll never get sick. Protected from natural and man made diseases.

Spoiler: Pros & Cons

Pros:
-Hereditary and current illnesses are wiped out.

-If you choose to have any, you can pass this down to your kids.

Cons:
-You can still get poisoned *you keep immunity if someone tries to infect you, ie. STDs, COVID*

-Possibility of becoming a lab rat if found out.

-Radiation sickness and mental disorders aren't covered.

-And in case some of y'all act cute, aging isn't covered either FOH

Immunity to Murder
You're immune to all degrees of murder up to manslaughter.

Spoiler: Pros & Cons

Pros:
-You're protected even if you're not an intended target. ie. Terrorist bombings, warzones, strays from a killing spree, and conspiracy plots.
*Extinction events caused by man are put on hold until you die.*

Cons:
-Some killings aren't covered.
*Drunk driver's can kill you. So can a kid playing with a gun*

-Ride on your opps if you want to. You're not immune to violence or the law. You won't be killed but folks can still give you that work

-Suicide/Self-Sacrifice is covered so you can't kill yourself no matter what. You're assed out if you're in some kind of agony or in a situation where you try to save someone that could result in your death.

-The immunity only applies to human actions so animals can still kill you.
*But you're protected if a person tries to use animals to kill you*

 

[CopiousX]

Let's say whatever god you believe in decides to bless you and gives two choices. Which one you choosing?

Immunity to Disease
You're changed so that you'll never get sick. Protected from natural and man made diseases.

Spoiler: Pros & Cons

Pros:
-Hereditary and current illnesses are wiped out.

-If you choose to have any, you can pass this down to your kids.

Cons:
-You can still get poisoned *you keep immunity if someone tries to infect you, ie. STDs, COVID*

-Possibility of becoming a lab rat if found out.

-Radiation sickness and mental disorders aren't covered.

-And in case some of y'all act cute, aging isn't covered either FOH

Immunity to Murder
You're immune to all degrees of murder up to manslaughter.

Spoiler: Pros & Cons

Pros:
-You're protected even if you're not an intended target. ie. Terrorist bombings, warzones, strays from a killing spree, and conspiracy plots.
*Extinction events caused by man are put on hold until you die.*

Cons:
-Some killings aren't covered.
*Drunk driver's can kill you. So can a kid playing with a gun can*

-Ride on your opps if you want to. You're not immune to violence or the law. You won't be killed but folks can still give you that work

-Suicide/Self-Sacrifice is covered so you can't kill yourself no matter what. You're assed out if you're in some kind of agony or in a situation where you try to someone that could result in your death.

-The immunity only applies to human actions so animals can still kill you.
*But you're protected if a person tries to use animals to kill you*

Number 2 seems really incomplete unless you can also heal.


So the only real answer is 1. Be dude num1 and just live a normal life.most old people die of strokes, cancer, or cardiovascular diseases anyway so you might squeeze out a good 150yrs out of life there.

 

[The ADD]

The “Pros & Cons” on #2

 

[King]

Obviously number 1

You fukked up immunity to murder by removing suicide.

You basically made it so that you can get as injured as physically possible, be in the worst pain imaginable, yet not have the ability to die.

That’s more like a fukking curse.

 

[Mike Nasty]

I think I'd take #1 so I don't die a slow death without knowing whats killing me.

 

[analog]

Why'd I think the second option meant the ability to commit murder without consequence?

I'd have chosen that. Damn near everything can be treated nowadays.

 

[old pig]

interesting…so it boils down to which way do I think I’m most likely to die then pick the one that protects me from that…I’d like to think I’d more than likely die from old age/disease (heart/cancer) as I get up there in age…but a murder can be random af…if I can still be killed by gunshot tho, then 2 is absolutely pointless imo…I’m go with option one

 

[MidniteJay]

Number 2 seems really incomplete unless you can also heal.


So the only real answer is 1. Be dude num1 and just live a normal life.most old people die of strokes, cancer, or cardiovascular diseases anyway so you might squeeze out a good 150yrs out of life there.

I thought about that but it made the choice seem too easy to me.

I didn't want either choice granting immortality or invincibility.