Which job would you rather have?

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Which job would you take?

1. Barber

• You strictly cut for one of the deadliest and most targeted Mexican Cartel.
• You can charge whatever you want and they tip well.
• Any given week you can take home $5K

2. Prison Warden

• You work in one of the most dangerous prisons in the country.
• The prison is understaffed and the guard to prisoner ratio is 1:20
• You are one of the highest paid wardens in the country. $250K/year

3. Porta-Potty Cleaner

• You are solely responsible for maintenance of construction site porta pottys
• You have the most bare minimum of protection equipment and are at high risk of potential disease
• You can work multiple job sites a day and make about $50/hour

4. Child Abuse Therapist

• You see 100s of small children who are victims of physical and sexual abuse ranging from ages 6-14
• Unfortunately, suicides are a part of your job
• You have a private practice and earn $190K/year

 

[Elim Garak]

Therapist seems like the only one that won't likely end my life based on this descriptions.

 

[Batsute]

Prison warden, they gotta find me and make it through the SWAT team. Plus if they find me in the office it’s fish in a barrel time.

Also researching the ratio it can be anywhere from 1:8 to 1:45

 

[Jasonmask]

I’ll be a cartel barber. I’ve met some before they are just regular people for the most part plus they heads already be fukked up anyway so you really can’t mess that up

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Cartel barber.



My apron would be bulletproof though.

 

[null]

the obvious answer is:

dog / mutt killer





#catset

 

[MECCA1000]

Barber, just as long as they don't conduct none of their business in front of me, we good

 

[Mike Nasty]

Just reading the descriptions, I'd rather clean Ports Pottys

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

cartel

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

All sound terrible, but maybe the therapist

 

[Heafcliffe]

Therapist.

High reward (assisting the next generation cope and potentially thrive) but high risk (a child's death/ suicide on my conscious)