I'd have to spank it first. Just because she looks good don't always mean the booty gonna be good. I didn't believe that for a long time, until one sunny afternoon/evening in the late 80's, on my way home from work, I pulled up on this young 22 year-old fine golden toned light-skinned sister. She was still in her office clothes (blouse and skirt), and she had a nice hair-dew. It was right in the middle of rush hour, and I picked her up across the street from the Minnesota Ave. Subway Station in NE. DC., where I just got off the train to picked up my car.
But she was kinda mean the whole time. Not disrespectful, but negative. It was clear she wanted this to be a quicky. This was suppose to be a lucky catch. I mean can you imagine getting off work, and picking up a young clean smelling office girl also getting off work, and built like Toni Braxton, with the face of a cute college girl. You'd think once she got butt-naked, I'd be in those guts, but it just didn't go down like that. Although she was wet, it really didn't feel like it was all that wet. And I wasn't interested in getting her any more wetter. Like I said, she came to do what she wanted to do, and be gone. And I never saw her after work again. Tbh, as fine as she was, sometimes I don't even remember spanking her. That's how dull that booty was. To this day, I'm still not sure why she even gave it to me. Probably the usual "mad at her boyfriend for messing around on her" type of thing. And she was so fine, the dumb negro she was messing around on would have probably came after me. DC use to be full of those narrow-minded captain save 'em simp types. Then again, I did use to spank this hoodrat right off Minnesota Ave. off and on for about five years. And she may have recognized me, and gave me some, thinking the hoodrats were snatching up all the good guys. Or maybe her boyfriend tapped that hoodrat I was tapping, and she found an opportunity to pay him back. I guess I'll never know.
Btw, I know the OP's question was all in fun.