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Which one of you brehs fell into the gorilla enclosure at the zoo trying to throw hands
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ARE GORILLAS DANGEROUS TO PEOPLE?
Displaying mountain gorilla (© Christian Kaiser)
Generally, gorillas are very shy and reserved towards people. They will attack only if they are surprised or threatened or if a person behaves in the wrong way. If the human makes an unexpected movement, the silverback male can react with horrific roaring and bluff charges. This means that he runs straight to the victim with great speed and stops just in front of him, sometimes at a distance of only 1 m. If the person then behaves submissively by crouching down and looking at the ground, he has nothing to fear. However, if he runs away instead, the excited gorilla is provoked even further: He will follow the fugitive and bite him into the body part he can seize first, most frequently a leg or buttock. The result of such an attack usually is a deep wound.
Displaying mountain gorilla (© Christian Kaiser)
Generally, gorillas are very shy and reserved towards people. They will attack only if they are surprised or threatened or if a person behaves in the wrong way. If the human makes an unexpected movement, the silverback male can react with horrific roaring and bluff charges. This means that he runs straight to the victim with great speed and stops just in front of him, sometimes at a distance of only 1 m. If the person then behaves submissively by crouching down and looking at the ground, he has nothing to fear. However, if he runs away instead, the excited gorilla is provoked even further: He will follow the fugitive and bite him into the body part he can seize first, most frequently a leg or buttock. The result of such an attack usually is a deep wound.
You ain't real unless you spar with gorillas 
try hard brehsIf it was a Coli member this would've been the headline
Reporter: "This afternoon a man who posts on the popular Sports Hip-Hop and Piff website "TheColi" fell into the gorilla enclosure at the L.A. Zoo. Instead of trying to hide or be saved by zoo keepers the man decided to try a form of martial arts known as BJJ or Brazilian Ju-Jujitsu to subdue the gorilla. To no one's shock or surprise, the gorilla made this motionand promptly preceded to give this dumb muthafukker the beats slamming him around like Hulk did Loki in The Avengers. The man survived despite suffering multiple broken bones, and having a bunch of bananas shoved up his rectum. When asked why he attempted to throw hands with the gorilla he simply responded "The Coli made me believe I could do it!" Through the use of sign language the gorilla was also asked why he attacked the man, his response was "Because I'm a gorilla bytch!"
Id DDT you through titanium plates so hard an afro would sprout outta your bald ass scalp.
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fukk the bullshyt. I'm in LA right now bytch! See me.
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with this and mowglis response...If it was a Coli member this would've been the headline
Reporter: "This afternoon a man who posts on the popular Sports Hip-Hop and Piff website "TheColi" fell into the gorilla enclosure at the L.A. Zoo. Instead of trying to hide or be saved by zoo keepers the man decided to try a form of martial arts known as BJJ or Brazilian Ju-Jujitsu to subdue the gorilla. To no one's shock or surprise, the gorilla made this motion
i wanna live in this thread, brehs
Oh shyt will this fade finally happenThats in Alabama not LA you dyslexic google mapping bluffing fakkit.
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Thats in Alabama not LA you dyslexic google mapping bluffing fakkit.
I'm standing here right now. I knew you were p*ssy though.