Which Pickup Basketball stereotype are you?

[Cool Dr. Money]

Misses all game but banks 3 to win guy

 

[Da Jungles]

When I realized that old man was wearing a football jersey I cried

 

[the cac mamba]

im the set shooter

 

[dennis roadman]

this dude who lives across the street from me is player coach + mr. excuses. there's a park right around the corner so we're always playing each other. worst possible fate is playing on the same team as dude. has zero fundamentals and goes 1 for 9 from beyond the arc without driving (except for the odd up and under that gets swatted easily) but always knows exactly why he missed each shot and what you should do differently next time.

but my most hated individual on the court is the one who plays like the football player but calls touch fouls i am the least unemotional player out there, i never say shyt, i just play, but i go off on that dude without pause

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Looks can be deceiving. I havent played in so long idk if I still can. I used to be the accessory guy tho (arm and leg band)

 

[craigsagersuit]

my bad my bad

 

[Arcavian]

Im the pants guy

 

[feelosofer]

I'm the chunky guy with underrated handles and a respectable jumpshot, unfortunately my athleticism is

 

[RawlDough]

"YOU'RE 6'6....POST UP!!!"


























I'm the set picks....play defense...and never get passed to guy.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

When I have mean ppl on my squad that I dont really know, when I shoot a jumpshot, I jump again after I release it, in hopes that it goes in so they wont be mad at me

 

[No_bammer_weed]

player coach is the worst kind of pickup players

Ive seen those cats get they ass beat more than any other stereotype featured in the video.

 

[bigesco]

A "My Bad Guy" quickly followed by "Mr.Excuses Guy"

 

[Teal.]

Mr. Excuses some days...

 

[Higher Tech]

I hate the Foul Guy most.

 

[Trill Bellamy]

My Bad.