Which religious figure do u think u could fight?

[TEH]

Mods

 

[MMS]

I'm putting the buddha to sleep

@Marks

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/breaking-russia-will-face-catastrophic-consequences-if-it-deploys-nuclear-weapons-in-ukraine-the-us-has-warned-kremlin-officials.939409/page-25#post-48596208

 

[Elle Seven]

This is not a question I have ever in my life thought of asking I appreciate the premise though

 

[Oatmeal]

Goliath, I already seen the scouting report

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Tariq Nasheed

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Jesus.

1. He let them nail him and whip him. Clearly a high pain tolerance but no defense.
2. When he went off on the corrupt Priest in the temple he just broke stuff and flipped over tables. High distraction, low damage.
3. Put that Mayne ear back on when he deserved to get sliced up, ifykyk. Too nice.

No sense of self preservation, no real squabbles, too forgiving.

He needed less parables and more hands.

LET ME GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS fukkING THREADLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FATHER FORGIVE ME BUT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Paper Boi]

Zacchaeus


fukk a tax collector

 

[BobbyWojak]

Muhammed probably skinny.

 

[CopiousX]

LET ME GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS fukkING THREADLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FATHER FORGIVE ME BUT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is not a question I have ever in my life thought of asking I appreciate the premise though

Watch theColi's servers get struck by lightening when the last poster posts in this thread

 

[TaxCollector13459]

Zacchaeus


fukk a tax collector

 

[MidniteJay]

Peter as long as he doesn't have a knife.

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

For y’all saying Jesus, y’all only seeing him at his first appearance.

But his second appearance….

Like the drake pusha t response that was supposed to ruin lives and end careers, we'll believe it when we see it

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Jesus.

He swing at me, I'ma hit him with a cross.

Finish him with the tombstone.

 

[DonB90]

Donald Trump

 

[Dont@Me]

All of em.

They never trained MMA back in the day, so I have the advantage.