at one point in time, this was the GOAT smiley

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IDs me perfectly. A nikka stay doing
every day. Ive given up up on stupidity long ago that I've learned it is the best way to keep my blood pressure down.
"she said you wasn't shyt"
she licked my balls
"USC aint going to the BCS"
Oregon are USC players in green uniform
"I dont think this relationship is going to work"
I've got others lined up
"You're fired!"
unemployment checks
"Imma kill you"
someones gotta do it
"You're under arrest!"
"Lil Mouse"
It's chicago tho
"Hurricane Sandy is destroying NY"
Least it's getting washed
which smilie do you most associate with?

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:ana: :ana::ana:-Rumor has it that Myra has chlamydia-
*Blew opportunity to smash a few weeks back*
-Forgot notebook for group assignment-
*Partners didn't show up to class*
-Turns the rock over on the fast break-
*Guy blows game winning lay-up*
-Takes a terrible shot that has no chance of connecting-
*Banks it in*
-Uncharacteristically cleans up house that morning after a night of partying even though parents won't be back from vacation until that night -
*Parents walk in the door at 10:13 AM five minutes after disposing the last bottle of alcohol*![]()