Which State wins the War?

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All the U.S. states say "fukk it" and decide to split up. From there, everyone decides to go to war with each other.

Who wins? Which states team up together? No foreign countries get involved.

California and Texas are the favorites since both are in the Top 10 of GLOBAL GDP. They've got money, lots of military personnel and can sustain themselves based on what they produce.

Alaska is well armed but has a tiny population and is more than 2x the size of Texas. Like trying to defend against the KC Chiefs offense with 2 players on D.

My guess is that TX and Cali would try to annex their neighbors quickly. New York will try the same thing but have a MUCH harder time dealing with their neighbors.

How does your state survive the Royal Rumble?
 

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Gun Ownership by State 2021

588,000. next closest is Cali with 344,000.

Virginia would be a dark horse though. they got a lot of military bases
 

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Jersey closes the bridges/tunnels, gets reinforcements from Puerto Rico, and splinters into a separate country


Food-We are the Garden State

Commerce-Ports facing the Atlantic, & a major international airport


Defense-Army,Navy, AirForce, Navy, and Coast Guard bases
(+ Jersey goons reinforced with Puerto Rock goons)

NJ would hold their own before deciding who to align with
 
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NC wins. High population but not pussified like Cali or unfamiliar with guns like NY. Farmlands instead of desert like Texas. Factories galore. Plus they make most of the Tobacco products. Have ya girl turning traitor and sucking dikk for a pack of Newport 100’s. Big military bases.
They can defend from the water n maybe form a uneasy alliance with SC/VA.
 

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NC wins. High population but not pussified like Cali or unfamiliar with guns like NY. Farmlands instead of desert like Texas. Factories galore. Plus they make most of the Tobacco products. Have ya girl turning traitor and sucking dikk for a pack of Newport 100’s. Big military bases.
They can defend from the water n maybe form a uneasy alliance with SC/VA.
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Whoever has nukes
  • Naval Base Kitsap (Washington)
  • Malstrom Air Force Base (Montana)
  • Nellis Air Force Base (Nevada)
  • Warren Air Force Base (Colorado and Wyoming)
  • Minot Air Force Base (North Dakota)
  • Pantex plant (Texas)
  • Whiteman Air Force Base (Missouri)
  • Barksdale Air Force Base (Louisiana)
  • Naval Submarine Base (Georgia)
 

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  • Naval Base Kitsap (Washington)
  • Malstrom Air Force Base (Montana)
  • Nellis Air Force Base (Nevada)
  • Warren Air Force Base (Colorado and Wyoming)
  • Minot Air Force Base (North Dakota)
  • Pantex plant (Texas)
  • Whiteman Air Force Base (Missouri)
  • Barksdale Air Force Base (Louisiana)
  • Naval Submarine Base (Georgia)
now how many are stupid enough to launch them in close proximity?
 

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