Which State wins the War?

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:jbhmm: Mid states produce a lot of agriculture but I’m still going with Florida. Rednecks, Duval brehs and Broward county brehs are crazy as all hell. They craycray for real. We might even get help from the Cubans .... nevermind they’re :mjpls: most of the time but def help from the islands right?
 
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:jbhmm: Mid states produce a lot of agriculture but I’m still going with Florida. Rednecks, Duval brehs and Broward county brehs are crazy as all hell. They craycray for real. We might even get help from the Cubans .... nevermind they’re :mjpls: most of the time but def help from the islands right?

Florida is a definite wildcard.

I don't think they be able to attack as easily but defensively, it would be hard to deal with.

Anyone invading Florida is going to have problems. Kinda like Hawaii, I'd avoid them as long as possible.
 
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Most people aren't taking geography into account.

Cali has an ocean on one side that is almost impossible for anyone outside the west coast to reach (and they'd probably buy Oregon and Washington's allegiance). Their other side is protected by a massive mountain range that's extremely difficult to cross. LA is surrounded by mountains and ocean, SD is between the ocean and a sea with mountains on both land sides, and you'd have to cross the freaking Sierra Nevada's to reach SF. Their populations and resources are the best protected in the country. They have massive military assets they could funnel out to attack through the north, south, or Mojave, but anyone attacking then would have to deal with a bottleneck in the mountain passes that would make their lines thinned out and easy to exploit with the high ground on either side.

Texas is the nearest real rival. Cali could attack Texas from the west via forces coming through Arizona, from the south via Mexico, from the north via Oregon, or from the Gulf via the Panama Canal. Texas would have no idea where to defend from. While Cali's only real vulnerability would be the coastline...except that Cali has more Navy bases than any other state so Texas wouldn't stand a chance there.

Texas can lock down their neighbors and just wait for Cali. Cali can only come from one direction and there's no one geographically close to TX that's a threat.

Sit and wait for a Western invasion. Cut off Cali in west Texas and choke off the supply lines.

Lockdown the Gulf oil so there's no fuel to mount air attacks for other states. Basically, every state has a plan but without fuel...they can only attack on the ground. Texas can use tanks plus air support. Shift the bulk of the forces to the Eastern 1/3 of TX.

Cali doesn't really need to attack because they have almost everything except for sufficient water. Luckily, Cali can take water with brute force from the neighbors.

If TX gets involved, it would be to lend resources to Cali neighbors to protect their water from Cali.

TX gotta make allies or we'd get crushed.
 

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Texas can lock down their neighbors and just wait for Cali. Cali can only come from one direction and there's no one geographically close to TX that's a threat.

Sit and wait for a Western invasion. Cut off Cali in west Texas and choke off the supply lines.

Why can Cali only come from one direction? They can send troops into the Mojave streaming across Arizona/NM and hit Texas from the west. Or they can send the troops down from San Diego into Mexico, come up from below and hit Texas from the South. Or they can send troops through Oregon/Nevada across the empty Midwest and hit Texas from the north. Or they can use their massive naval advantage to send ships all the way through the Panama Canal and hit Texas from the sea.

Texas doesn't have the same opportunity because California's borders are all protected by mountain ranges that would force the Texas military into narrow passes in order to reach the actual assets and Texas doesn't have the necessary naval advantage to win a sea battle. California could amass their forces near those passes and destroy the oncoming Texas army like sitting ducks.



Lockdown the Gulf oil so there's no fuel to mount air attacks for other states. Basically, every state has a plan but without fuel...they can only attack on the ground. Texas can use tanks plus air support. Shift the bulk of the forces to the Eastern 1/3 of TX.
Cali has the #3 best oil production in the USA and if push comes to shove they can always send the navy to Alaska and force them to put out.



Cali doesn't really need to attack because they have almost everything except for sufficient water. Luckily, Cali can take water with brute force from the neighbors.

If TX gets involved, it would be to lend resources to Cali neighbors to protect their water from Cali.

TX gotta make allies or we'd get crushed.
California supplies almost all its own water, it gets it from the NorCal mountains. And if we needed water from Oregon they'd oblige, we have far more money to bribe them than Texas plus Oregon ain't gonna help a distant state when they need our protection and could be invaded by Cali at any moment. Not to mention that all Cali would need to do to solve it's water problems is pull back on fruit/nut production in the central valley, they currently supply 2/3 of the nation's fruit and nuts, we could let most of that die cause we ain't feeding y'all anymore. (There's ONE cali nut producer that literally uses more water than every home in LA combined.)

I agree that Cali would be very secure and wouldn't need to attack anyone, in reality the California commies would just be self-sufficient and create a socialist utopia while all the rednecks in the midwest/southeast killed each other. Probably secure the borders at first and then slowly let in refugees from all the failed states in the rest of the county as you saw the error of your ways. :ehh:

But I'm just throwing out advantages for the sake of argument. :yeshrug:
 

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Gotta go with Florida...by land, sealing off the panhandle should suffice. There’s enough people who own boats to get create a makeshift Navy. There’s also enough gun owners and places where a person has to be from there to navigate. There are so many bogs and swamps and back roads .... annddd beautiful cities but I don’t think that’s where Florida would excel

If all else fails, we can just slowly migrate to Mars via Port Canaveral

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Lol we would lose cause of our shytty governor and we will let refugees in from Georgia. The other type of refugees :mjpls:
 

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Probably Texas. Access to the sea (Gulf of Mexico), oil and gas industry, has the largest Army post in the U.S.(Ft. Hood) along with multiple military bases. More than likely states like Arkansas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, and probably New Mexico would align with them and they have several army posts in those states too. Plus you have a large amount of military veterans that live in Texas so you have plenty of "reserves" as well as gun culture being big in Texas regardless of race.

California would probably be up there too.
 
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That legit sounds like a name they would use in real life :francis:

Oh yeah my home state would be Saudi Arabia or maybe Russia but with much more fertile land. Beatable but you'll cripple yourself trying to win.

Cali is sort of like America with a lot of divisions, geography and money (most potential).

New York would be like England/UK in its prime. Small but well populated and you always gotta keep your eye on them. Jersey is like Scotland or Wales...always tied to England but wants its own identity.
 

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Florida is a definite wildcard.

I don't think they be able to attack as easily but defensively, it would be hard to deal with.

Anyone invading Florida is going to have problems. Kinda like Hawaii, I'd avoid them as long as possible.
Would be hell taking any battle into Florida. Not trying to deal with any of them crazy mafuccas on that terrain. Having to deal with the swamps and even if one tried to take over Miami, you’re going to have to go through the Everglades :francis:
 

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My home state

You know, the state that’s shaped like a glizzy that gave the world The Wire and Sugar Ray Leonard and is home to Air Force One and the Naval Academy :mjgrin:


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Delaware will voluntarily join us but VA ain’t about to just sit across the river looking pretty with all them resources, bases, and suitable population size. They finna become part of our shared prosperity too :ufdup: Annapolis is an okay-ish Naval port but we’d need to acquire Norfolk and Newport News to go beyond a brown water fleet and into blue water territory, especially with them 3-5 aircraft carriers based down there. We got Andrew’s Air Base but nothing wrong with obtaining more bases from VA. Maryland (excuse me, Murrland) would definitely become a major threat with that many Army and Air bases after bringing Virginia and Delaware into the fold in addition to a few Navy bases. DC would initially wanna remain independent but they would definitely get the “either get down or lay down” message when they see the Greater Murrland Prosperity Alliance Holy Army pull up around the city at the crack of dawn :youngsabo:

Long-term expansion goals? North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia, and Pennsylvania will either voluntarily ally or be “coerced” into submitting their sovereignty over to the Greater Murrland Prosperity Alliance’s sphere of influence with me as the country’s first Head Sovereign Murr Caliph in the name of Allat-Allah

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I.S.L.A.M.

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To the original premise, NC good.. Cuz of our military station.
SC, not as much.

The south overall would make it work.

We grow shyt. A new yorker cant have his auntie peach cobbler, cuz ga is rubble? Nah.

No vidalia onions?

And tv needs their peaches. We'd win... But it would be propaganda. All the same
South wins, ironically clear folk would know our worth.

I shyt on ga for a reason. That will play a part.

Our white folks better with guns :yeshrug:
 
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NC wins. High population but not pussified like Cali or unfamiliar with guns like NY. Farmlands instead of desert like Texas. Factories galore. Plus they make most of the Tobacco products. Have ya girl turning traitor and sucking dikk for a pack of Newport 100’s. Big military bases.
They can defend from the water n maybe form a uneasy alliance with SC/VA.


Well said :wow:


Carolina :blessed:
 

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Texas or Cali would make an alliance with Mexico... Burrito Exchange Pact

Northeast & Chicago with the Drill Squad has the advantage of being able to mobilize & fight in all weather conditions...Timbs, umm, boots on the ground. And we have armories & shelters still in existence. Sir Drake & Canada would probably ally with us.

The Souf & the Twerking Brigade would leave their tanks on the side of the road during a snowstorm

The Midwest would get taken out by care package drops filled with meth


NYC would be the capital of the US for the SECOND time...

The nation's capital would be located in Harlem :dame:
 
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