Which State wins the War?

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My home state

You know, the state that’s shaped like a glizzy that gave the world The Wire and Sugar Ray Leonard and is home to Air Force One and the Naval Academy :mjgrin:


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Delaware will voluntarily join us but VA ain’t about to just sit across the river looking pretty with all them resources, bases, and suitable population size. They finna become part of our shared prosperity too :ufdup: Annapolis is an okay-ish Naval port but we’d need to acquire Norfolk and Newport News to go beyond a brown water fleet and into blue water territory, especially with them 3-5 aircraft carriers based down there. We got Andrew’s Air Base but nothing wrong with obtaining more bases from VA. Maryland (excuse me, Murrland) would definitely become a major threat with that many Army and Air bases after bringing Virginia and Delaware into the fold in addition to a few Navy bases. DC would initially wanna remain independent but they would definitely get the “either get down or lay down” message when they see the Greater Murrland Prosperity Alliance Holy Army pull up around the city at the crack of dawn :youngsabo:

Long-term expansion goals? North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia, and Pennsylvania will either voluntarily ally or be “coerced” into submitting their sovereignty over to the Greater Murrland Prosperity Alliance’s sphere of influence with me as the country’s first Head Sovereign Murr Caliph in the name of Allat-Allah

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I.S.L.A.M.

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East Coast, especially the Mid-Atlantic would be the most fun to watch.

There's no Texas or Cali that sucks up all the people and resources so the states appear more equal. Strategy and making the right moves matter a lot.

DMV area would be a threat to everyone, especially east of the Mississippi. Then they could sit back and watch Cali and Texas destroy each other.
 

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Gotta go with Florida...by land, sealing off the panhandle should suffice. There’s enough people who own boats to get create a makeshift Navy. There’s also enough gun owners and places where a person has to be from there to navigate. There are so many bogs and swamps and back roads .... annddd beautiful cities but I don’t think that’s where Florida would excel

If all else fails, we can just slowly migrate to Mars via Port Canaveral

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lol at a flotilla of geriatric Floridians riding the waves into battle.

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NY would most def swallow NJ.
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Jersey may go kicking and screaming but there is no denying that they would fall in line and be the Robin the NY's Batman.
NY and Cali would make a bi-costal pact right off the jump imo.
Texas would make little to no effort to make allies and would rot on the vine in time.
 

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We got a lot of nukes in northern Alabama, might just go North Korea on those bytches, preemptive strikes for everybody! If that won’t get em, hell good luck finding me in the booby trapped woods around me. shyt would look like the set of Deliverance and Saw by the time I got done setting up the traps.

we would do good until the Alabama Auburn game, I don’t think we would make it past that night. If others don’t nuke us because we are all watching the game, we probably would get drunk and just kill each other.
 

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NY would most def swallow NJ.
:dame:
Jersey may go kicking and screaming but there is no denying that they would fall in line and be the Robin the NY's Batman.
NY and Cali would make a bi-costal pact right off the jump imo.
Texas would make little to no effort to make allies and would rot on the vine in time.
South jersey might go to the mafia state of Philly/DE just like I could see CT getting split between NY and MA
 

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NY would most def swallow NJ.
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Jersey may go kicking and screaming but there is no denying that they would fall in line and be the Robin the NY's Batman.
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Block bridges and tunnels is the first move.

If you live in New York, you know that upstate and downstate would split right away. Anything above the Bronx is considered upstate.

Y'all would be putting out that fire.
 

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Block bridges and tunnels is the first move.

If you live in New York, you know that upstate and downstate would split right away. Anything above the Bronx is considered upstate.

Y'all would be putting out that fire.

i'm working under the assumption that individual states remain united for the sake of the premise.
if you start throwing in states splitting up then it quickly becomes impossible to do anything but wildly speculate and i personally refuse to engage in such frivolous conversation.

that being said, The Bronx being the only borough connected to the continental U.S. would put it in a position of power.
The Bronx would quickly subjugate the other boroughs, uniting them as they press into Yonkers, Beer Mountain, Rye...:ohlawd:
 
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