Which wife would you take?

Who Would You Marry?

  • Woman #1 The Dime

    Votes: 61 73.5%
  • Woman #2 The Nagger

    Votes: 9 10.8%
  • Woman #3 The Chef

    Votes: 13 15.7%

  • Total voters
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MidniteJay

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#1. I'll learn to cook and I can deal with subpar house chores if her personal hygiene is decent. Hypertension is heavy in the bloodline, I'll be dead within a decade dealing with the peace factor of 2 or 3.
 

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The boring chick is also peaceful. That takes precedence over everything else. She might be boring, might can't cook. But she's also the least likely one to have you embarrassed, in jail, or dead over something trivial. I'll be damned if I deal with a 4 with a bad attitude. A stank ass 9 is bad enough. But you wack and aggressive? Nahson.

I mean...If you can't cook and thats a requirement for your woman then I guess I could understand. But myself? I cook a lot anyway. #1 is an easy pick
You forgot the most important aspect tho. The dime chick is broke and keeps a dirty crib
:what:
 
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44 bricks...acre shaker
gotta see her feet
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The key to my heart is thru my stomach. I’m going with The Chef
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nikkas really picking a boring chick who
Only makes 25k a year
:heh:
You ain't read that she gives you peace of mind?
The number 2 is the worst cause she nagging and passive aggressive

Number 3 gets angry hella fast too but overall not too bad
 

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I’m sure you already know this, but
Her money = her money
Your money = our money

Id rather have a peaceful broke woman. That would motivate me more as a man to step my financial game up
You ain't read that she gives you peace of mind?
The number 2 is the worst cause she nagging and passive aggressive

Number 3 gets angry hella fast too but overall not too bad
I can ignore that angry shyt that’s easy to tune out. Plus the sex is prolly the bomb. 1 can’t clean or cook and is broke. Id definitely choose her if I was wealthy tho
 
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