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QuavoFlow said:
so i match with chick

she's surprisingly cute, nice body, ass on point

we message each other back and forth for about 2 hours, convo went good, we agreed that i would swing by her place on saturday

i get to the crib she opens up we hug and she tells me to wait in the living room for a lil

now when i tell you this shyt was dirty:scust:half empty bowl uh damn cereal, dirty ass laundry, towels and shyt

i'm thinking fukk i got myself into:wtf:

hopefully this bytch hurry up so i can hit and dip:dame:

so when she finally comes back she invites me into the room so im like:eat:ready

we get in the room, nikka IT S EVEN DIRTIER THAN THE fukkING LIVING ROOM:damn:

AND IT SMELT LIKE BACON and PERIOD PADS BLOOD:damn:


im like no non no i just wanna go home now:sadbron:

we on the bed chatting and start feelin on each other but a nikka just cant get past this damn smell:scust:

she noticed something was wrong and asked me are you ok?:usure:something wrong?

i told her i just had to use the bathroom real quick:dame:

i get in the bathroom, its a sippy cup on the mothafukin counter:dahell:

now i dont know what to think, maybe its her nephew blood, maybe she was babysiting:dame:

im thinking should i address this shyt or nah:patrice:

i just figured fukk it let me get these cheeks already:pachaha:

i get back in the room and she's naked, looking at me like:shaq:

:blessed:im like finally, lets get it brackin

im in the p*ssy for about 10 minutes, and i start hearing a noise, like a baby crying:wtf:

i said you hear that? yo neighbor got a baby or somethin:patrice:

she said dont worry about it just keep strokin:bryan:

:yeshrug:so i keep going

but then the noise keeps getting louder and louder like IN THE fukkING HOUSE LOUDER:damn:

i stop and hit her with the:dahell:tf is going on

so this bytch says im sorry i didnt tell you earlier,:wow: but i have a son and he's in my mother's room, please dont leave i'll be back im so sorry:whoa:

:dahell:i waited butt ass naked on these salvation army sheets for bout 5 minutes til this bytch came back

she gets back and starts apologizing again i'm like dont even trip im cool:stopitslime:

this isnt even the worst part

so we finish fukkin, this bytch all laid out half sleep, im tryna get my shyt on ASAP and dip i go to pickup my pants and i find her school ID 2015/2016 junior:wtf:

NOT ONLY DID THIS DIRTY HO HAVE A BABY BUT SHE ALSO LIED TO ME ABOUT HER AGE:damn:

nikka I HAD NEVER BEEN SO fukkIN HEATED IN MY LIFE OVER SOME p*ssy:damn:

fukk THEM DATING SITES BREH:damn:
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She said the baby was in her mother's room. Why is she living with her mother? Did you at least use a condom?

Speak to hoes for a mere two hours and expect everything to be copacetic, brehs.
 
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