FYI anyone who calls themselves a "bar fly" is an alcoholic.
Guarantee you he was drank he when was welding that sword.
ETA: I read it again and I am still laughing.
Goofy fukk probably thought he could get drinks on the house for doing this.
Guarantee you he was drank he when was welding that sword.
ETA: I read it again and I am still laughing.

Goofy fukk probably thought he could get drinks on the house for doing this.

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, but when shyt get real they're the first to kiss the floor 
so in his telling of the story, he went out to attack and try to kill ppl with a machete, but he's the hero of this tale