White Guy Fights Two White Cops; No Shots Fired

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man fukk the cops for real.

My homegirl was in an accident today with her rental car. Lil junkie cracker hoe runs into the back of her while she is STOPPED, trying to make a left turn. So my friend lets the junkie cracker in her car because she says she doesn't have heat in her whip. They chit chatting about the accident and the junkie cracker says she didn't see her. Then mid-sentence this hoe nods off. Talm 'bout it's the medication she's on.

My homie calls the cops so she can get a report and the cop is asking HER a bunch of questions...how fast were you going? She tells him she was stopped, making a left turn so this bytch asks her if her blinker was on LMAO! Then he proceeds to give her a warning stating she didn't have proper registration for the rental. Now everyone knows with a rental, you only get a copy of your contract and that serves as the registration. The cop tried to say that wasn't sufficient.

Meanwhile the cracker junkie license is expired, the car isn't in her name nor is the damn insurance. She told the cop it was her fault and he says to her "I don't think your insurance company would want you talking about this". Didn't look in her car and let this high bytch go about her merry fukking way. fukk every last one of them.
 

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man fukk the cops for real.

My homegirl was in an accident today with her rental car. Lil junkie cracker hoe runs into the back of her while she is STOPPED, trying to make a left turn. So my friend lets the junkie cracker in her car because she says she doesn't have heat in her whip. They chit chatting about the accident and the junkie cracker says she didn't see her. Then mid-sentence this hoe nods off. Talm 'bout it's the medication she's on.

My homie calls the cops so she can get a report and the cop is asking HER a bunch of questions...how fast were you going? She tells him she was stopped, making a left turn so this bytch asks her if her blinker was on LMAO! Then he proceeds to give her a warning stating she didn't have proper registration for the rental. Now everyone knows with a rental, you only get a copy of your contract and that serves as the registration. The cop tried to say that wasn't sufficient.

Meanwhile the cracker junkie license is expired, the car isn't in her name nor is the damn insurance. She told the cop it was her fault and he says to her "I don't think your insurance company would want you talking about this". Didn't look in her car and let this high bytch go about her merry fukking way. fukk every last one of them.

Cacs look out for cacs :yeshrug:

BW say nikkas aint shyt. You surprised breh?
 

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What you guys didn't know, tazers sap strength from the black man and transfer it to the white man. This mothafukka evolved after he took that shock, slapped the cops up, did a few laps around the parking lot, and hotwired his own whip for the getaway.

:wow:It had to be like watching an episode of Cops: Country Strong.
 

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man fukk the cops for real.

My homegirl was in an accident today with her rental car. Lil junkie cracker hoe runs into the back of her while she is STOPPED, trying to make a left turn. So my friend lets the junkie cracker in her car because she says she doesn't have heat in her whip. They chit chatting about the accident and the junkie cracker says she didn't see her. Then mid-sentence this hoe nods off. Talm 'bout it's the medication she's on.

My homie calls the cops so she can get a report and the cop is asking HER a bunch of questions...how fast were you going? She tells him she was stopped, making a left turn so this bytch asks her if her blinker was on LMAO! Then he proceeds to give her a warning stating she didn't have proper registration for the rental. Now everyone knows with a rental, you only get a copy of your contract and that serves as the registration. The cop tried to say that wasn't sufficient.

Meanwhile the cracker junkie license is expired, the car isn't in her name nor is the damn insurance. She told the cop it was her fault and he says to her "I don't think your insurance company would want you talking about this". Didn't look in her car and let this high bytch go about her merry fukking way. fukk every last one of them.
fukking disgusting.

I hate cops with a deep passion. I hope they start getting killed over this shyt.
 

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man fukk the cops for real.

My homegirl was in an accident today with her rental car. Lil junkie cracker hoe runs into the back of her while she is STOPPED, trying to make a left turn. So my friend lets the junkie cracker in her car because she says she doesn't have heat in her whip. They chit chatting about the accident and the junkie cracker says she didn't see her. Then mid-sentence this hoe nods off. Talm 'bout it's the medication she's on.

My homie calls the cops so she can get a report and the cop is asking HER a bunch of questions...how fast were you going? She tells him she was stopped, making a left turn so this bytch asks her if her blinker was on LMAO! Then he proceeds to give her a warning stating she didn't have proper registration for the rental. Now everyone knows with a rental, you only get a copy of your contract and that serves as the registration. The cop tried to say that wasn't sufficient.

Meanwhile the cracker junkie license is expired, the car isn't in her name nor is the damn insurance. She told the cop it was her fault and he says to her "I don't think your insurance company would want you talking about this". Didn't look in her car and let this high bytch go about her merry fukking way. fukk every last one of them.
:snoop:

Tazed the jack sparrow out of this cac :ooh:
:mjlol:
With the crust :fukusay:
:whoa: We ain't in grade school y'all

What you guys didn't know, tazers sap strength from the black man and transfer it to the white man. This mothafukka evolved after he took that shock, slapped the cops up, did a few laps around the parking lot, and hotwired his own whip for the getaway.

:wow:It had to be like watching an episode of Cops: Country Strong.
:dead:
 
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