White Iowa man kills his friend over some mayonnaise

[Biscayne]

The jokes write themselves.

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

Demonic.

 

[Biscayne]

Cactivist: White ppl collectively don’t see a dime from Miracle Whip or Hammonds, and yet we’re killing each other over a pair of the most expensive mayonnaise! When will we stop!

 

[ORDER_66]

I meam Hellman's is the better mayo ijs

 

[Taadow]

Best part about the story: his truck broke down whilst fleeing the murder scene

 

[Da_Eggman]

If you really think about it tho is it? Homeboy was so enraged that the other dude had the audacity to spread Mayo on his food that he split his wig

He was probably trying to watch his calorie intake

 

[George's Dilemma]

Best part about the story: his truck broke down whilst fleeing the murder scene

 

[Buddy]

These stories are always a lot deeper than they seem. Unless there's drugs involved.

 

[Wildin]

They need to not be around each other unless they're doing something productive.

Minimise contact, minimise conflict.

2 lives ruined over mayonnaise. The rest of the world has real struggles and they're senselessly killing themselves over frivolous matters.

 

[KingsOfKings]

Can't make this shyt up.

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

This is white on white on white crime !

 

[Hey_zeus]

Moorhead
Another moment in cac barbarism

 

[8WON6]

This is white on white on white crime !

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Best part about the story: his truck broke down whilst fleeing the murder scene

 

[Rozay Oro]

These stories are always a lot deeper than they seem. Unless there's drugs involved.

Facts look at his skin, these mf’s doing heroin or meth