White mother: "Timmy, you're grounded"

[Buckeye Fever]

"And you're dead, mom bytch"

 

[Buckeye Fever]

 

[GodsPerspective]

This will never not be funny

Straight decimated white folks with the subtle ether that they can't deny

"I told you I wanted my skateboard out the fukkin shop bytch!!!

 

[Buckeye Fever]

This will never not be funny

Straight decimated white folks with the subtle ether that they can't deny

"I told you I wanted my skateboard out the fukkin shop bytch!!!

Breh, I'm at work crackin up at this shyt. I seen/heard it hundreds of times and it's still

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Yea white kids start that shyt young

Only time black kids start that is when they get in they teen years and think they shyt don't stink, and even then a black mom or pops will still whoop your Axe body spraying ass.

 

[GodsPerspective]

Breh, I'm at work crackin up at this shyt. I seen/heard it hundreds of times and it's still

Dude is slept on but this is one of the bits that should go down as a classic. How'd he even get the mannerisms down that proper? Dude was brushing hair off his face saying " you're the problem, dads the fukkin problem"

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

some cac moms will let their fiddduckin Damien seed talk to them like Richard Pryor but if a melanated person looks at them wrong they're calling in SWAT teams..

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Maybe this is who Michelle Obama was throwing shade to

 

[Mr. Negative]

mom: " I'm going to count to three, and if you don't start behaving, you're in BIG. TROUBLE. MISTER.

ONE.

TWO!!!!!"


Kid:


mom: oh, come on, josh!!!!!!!

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Dude is slept on but this is one of the bits that should go down as a classic. How'd he even get the mannerisms down that proper? Dude was brushing hair off his face saying " you're the problem, dads the fukkin problem"

Easily a classic.

All week I been tellin my wife random shyt from this standup. We'd be on the couch and I'd blurt out "His debut album....WHERE WILL I GO NOW"