http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/...hner_n_6455472.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592
"Barbarella Buchner: Woman celebrates 10-year anniversary after MARRYING her two pet cats" reads a headline that ran last week in the Mirror U.K. -- and which Buchner tells The Huffington Post is mostly accurate.
"They are two tabby brothers, Lugosi and Spider, who are now 15 years old, and they are the loves of my life," she says. "But actually, it's 11 years this January, not 10."
Indeed, on Jan. 9, 2004, Buchner married her two cats.
She'd adopted the pair from a London animal shelter in 2000. Four years later, after a breakup with a long-term human companion, Buchner realized the kitties were her "soul mates." "They're the loves of my life," she told The Mirror.
And with that, Buchner decided to make it official -- or as official as a human/two-cat marriage can be: She ordered a marriage certificate from a website that (tongue-in-cheekly) facilitates interspecies nuptials.
"It it was all done online. No ceremony, no wacky outfits," she says. "I did, however, tell Lugosi and Spider before marrying them, that I was going to do it. Bribed with a tin of tuna, they didn't object."
The certificate of marriage between Barbarella Buchner and her two cats Spider and Lugosi. Photo credit: News Dog Media
Now living on the Spanish island of Lanzarote with her furry husbands -- as well as another kitty named Ruby Akasha, "a ginger female whom I am not married to," she says -- the 48-year-old web designer, photographer, musician and self-described "Mad Cat Lady" says she is happy, with her feline family. "I like my life as it is," she says.
"Barbarella Buchner: Woman celebrates 10-year anniversary after MARRYING her two pet cats" reads a headline that ran last week in the Mirror U.K. -- and which Buchner tells The Huffington Post is mostly accurate.
"They are two tabby brothers, Lugosi and Spider, who are now 15 years old, and they are the loves of my life," she says. "But actually, it's 11 years this January, not 10."
Indeed, on Jan. 9, 2004, Buchner married her two cats.
She'd adopted the pair from a London animal shelter in 2000. Four years later, after a breakup with a long-term human companion, Buchner realized the kitties were her "soul mates." "They're the loves of my life," she told The Mirror.
And with that, Buchner decided to make it official -- or as official as a human/two-cat marriage can be: She ordered a marriage certificate from a website that (tongue-in-cheekly) facilitates interspecies nuptials.
"It it was all done online. No ceremony, no wacky outfits," she says. "I did, however, tell Lugosi and Spider before marrying them, that I was going to do it. Bribed with a tin of tuna, they didn't object."
The certificate of marriage between Barbarella Buchner and her two cats Spider and Lugosi. Photo credit: News Dog Media
Now living on the Spanish island of Lanzarote with her furry husbands -- as well as another kitty named Ruby Akasha, "a ginger female whom I am not married to," she says -- the 48-year-old web designer, photographer, musician and self-described "Mad Cat Lady" says she is happy, with her feline family. "I like my life as it is," she says.
invited guests and had the whole shyt catered....
Did she suck their dikks, or licked their balls. If she hasnt im sure they dont consider her wifed
