Whitest Sounding Athlete Names

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

They had a segment on this on the LeBatard show..basically, its as soon as you see or hear the name you know the athlete is white..feel free to throw some names on the list.

davis love III
ian baker finch
rory mcilroy
jud buechler
wells stanwick
blair friedensohn
harrison mccarthy

 

[Goatpoacher]

I use "Mike Penberthy" as a placeholder name for all goofy white dudes. :JJ:

 

[AkaDemiK]

Blake Griffin

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

Luc longley
Pete chilcutt
John paxson

 

[Quail Man]

Bill wennington

 

[Grams]

Lawrence Funderburke

 

[Jamal514]

Shane Battier

 

[Daniel.]

Chuck Knoblauch

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

I use "Mike Penberthy" as a placeholder name for all goofy white dudes. :JJ:

i often used dwayne schintzius (ALL THE TIME)...then i fukkin saw it in a bill simmons article and got mad as fukk.

 

[Goatpoacher]

i often used dwayne schintzius (ALL THE TIME)...then i fukkin saw it in a bill simmons article and got mad as fukk.

Yeah, Bill Simmons is a bytch ass Mike Penberthy.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Bill wennington

lol i was going to say him

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Patrick O'Bryant

 

[AVXL]

Doug McDermott

 

[KingJudah]

Chris Paul.

This nikka is a backwoods redneck cracker

 

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