Who are The GOAT Ghostface song characters?

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

In light of Ghost coming through and letting Bronson know that #TheGracePeriod is officially over, I got to thinking - who are the GOAT characters that Ghost created in songs. So many ill ones, I know I'll forget a ton of them:

The kids from 'Maxine'
"Smashed the TV NIKKAS WATCHING KNIGHT RIDER!"

Erica from 'Ice Cream' - Lazy eye but Goddamn, backyard's banging like a Benzi

Frank from 'Shakey Dog' also the pitbull Big-head Bruno with the little shark's teeth

Jamie from 'Impossible'


Woodrow The Basehead "You think I don't have a pistol. because I'm a motherfukking crackhead?"
Yolanda from 'Yolanda's House' sounds . She'll hide you from the cops, cook you fishsticks and let you smash on the couch.

The snake breh from 'R.A.G.U' "Now he's rockin them false joints like everything's peace"

The Rich Investor from 'Alex (Stolen Script) - "The motherfukker spoke Spanish"

The Watch from 'The Watch' "Turn on the radio all you hear is X and Jigga - Haha you vexed, nikka"
Add on brehs

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Gotta be Yolanda. nikkas took like a 1 minute sequence and turned it into a 4 minute song

 

[Mag149]

my man woodrow

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

my man woodrow

For me, Woodrow is on the list, but he never really got fleshed out, just because he was in the skit, rather than being described.


I forgot The Sun in 'The Sun'

 

[George's Dilemma]

The kid from Jihad deserves a mention. Poor guy fell in love with and knocked up a white chick only to walk in on Ghost gettin brainz while have crooked cop Richard Gere smirk on. Pulls out a pistol only to have it snatched back and then duffed. Then told to go to the store and get a 40 for Ghost and while he's at Ghost orders him to get a steak for his eye. Pitiful existence.

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

The kid from Jihad deserves a mention. Poor guy fell in love with and knocked up a white chick only to walk in on Ghost gettin brainz while have crooked cop Richard Gere smirk on. Pulls out a pistol only to have it snatched back and then duffed. Then told to go to the store and get a 40 for Ghost and while he's at Ghost orders him to get a steak for his eye. Pitiful existence.

And Ghost told him to get some baloney for his face too

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Pimpin Chipp

Jim Brown was his man, his brother was Muslim, they tried to convert him to do righteous but the street got the good of him.

 

[Columbo]

The kid from Jihad deserves a mention. Poor guy fell in love with and knocked up a white chick only to walk in on Ghost gettin brainz while have crooked cop Richard Gere smirk on. Pulls out a pistol only to have it snatched back and then duffed. Then told to go to the store and get a 40 for Ghost and while he's at Ghost orders him to get a steak for his eye. Pitiful existence.

We have a winner, I remember that song leakin a while before ob4cl2 came out

The part about ordering the guy to get a steak for his eye gets me everytime

 

[Gains]

Clyde Smith

 

[1ncognegro]

I tell my ol lady Suzie to throw it out he window.........SUE!!!

 

[1ncognegro]

Clyde Smith

And you haircut game is fukked up. Ghost is a genius

 

[Kliq_Souf]

Bookhead who had a King Tut piece the size of Lil Maurice

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Forgot the cursing kid from 'Whip Me With A Strap'

Ghost: "I'm gonna get my son to fukk you up"

Kid: "Eat a dikk"

Ghost's whole family from 'All That I Got Is You'.

Honorable mention to the roaches in the cereal box.