Who dresses WORSE: Micheal Jordan / Chicago Dudes or Jamaicans?

[dj-method-x]

Thread is pure comedy

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

This music sounds terrible

I’ll admit, it took some time for me to get used to but some of it ain’t bad. It’s basically sped-up House music with Trap-ish hi-hats and some bounce elements. Chicago Juke is pretty much when Ghetto House and Electro had a baby.

 

[Phantum]

Jordan been with the shyts. Who remembers him trying to bring the Hitler mustache back? GOAT confidence. He never took an L, only learned.

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Chicago nikkas:

nikkas got square toes in flavors:

nikkas with these deep dish suits on.

This nikka looks like a gay magician about to pull a pipe out of a hat.

Deep dish suits im fukkin rollin

 

[O.Red]

Them Migos take shyt too far. They dress like Mexicans that can afford Versace. Tucking in they shirts while hiking their pants up like some bammas

I'm from Alabama and proud so fukk you nikka but

 

[O.Red]

Indian nikkaz invented the dress shoes with tearway gym pants shyt that YG the rapper be on

nikkaz will work out in a dress shirt and track pants with sandals in the gym and stink up the whole place...

they come out with sandals in the winter then have the warmest fit in the summer... you walk by a breh with a fleece jacket and wool pants in the summer but same dude got his toes out in the winter.

Fav part is when they wear sandals and flip flops to go do manual labour jobs with heavy lifting or industrial machinery

I can't be in this thread

 

[DeuceZ]

Isn't Tim Duncan from USVI? Waste thread

 

[Brolic Scholar]

R Kelly could teach a class on doing the most.

 

[Couth]

Jamaicans and it’s not even close

I gave her dikk she got mad

 

[How Sway?]

I fux with Chicago Juke music and this is one of the best Juke videos you’ll ever find out there but the way these nikkas dressed This was back in 2012, by then, some major cities/major areas were already trimming them clothing sizes down and even rocking bright colors and shyt. The clothes along with the hairstyles make this video look like it could’ve came out in 2005 instead of the early ‘10s.



By now tho, most Chitown nikkas don’t dress like that no more.

just bc it was uploaded in 2012 doesn't mean it was actually recorded around that time
it was probably recorded around 06-08

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Jordan got his style or lack of from Chitown.

Back of the Mall, Arab Store Baggy azz Suits. Check

Where do you even find a leather blazer that big?!?! Like, Jordan is the GOAT at turrible fashion choices

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

Jamaicans pioneered wearing fitted clothes for black men. Ya blasted fool.

No, no y'all didn't pioneer anything for 40 million people.
We, however, pioneered "jive talk/toasting" that was heard by Count Machuki and Coxsone Dodd.
We pionered R&B, Jazz, Rock, and Big Band, which led to the formation of...
Oh.
PS: Disco King Mario predated Herc.
Pigmeat Markham was already "rapping".
Glad I could help you out, you seem to be confused and proud.
Hope things are cleared up. We don't study you and anything you "came up with", we already touched.

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

Isn't Tim Duncan from USVI? Waste thread

Lol, "waste"
Man boooooo stop using that slang around here

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

I submit a new challenger for worst dresser to represent the Windy City, aka Chicago. Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to this just rolled around in fabric scraps and said fukk it, looking nikka here.

A button up shirt under a T-shirt?

Breh look like he going to have dinner with big mama in every pic

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

You can make 3 whole outfits out of the material in one pair of Jordan pants.