Who else goes to Walmart after midnight?

KnickstapeCity

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"A few years back, I worked at Walmart as an Assistant Manager. I was working a 12p-10p shift and the overnight manager called off sick, so I stayed until 4am so somebody working mornings could come in early and we could have it covered.

Any way, it was February in northern Illinois. The temp outside at 2am was about 6 degrees. At about 2:30, I get a call over the walkie talkie to come up to the Pharmacy and that "You've got to see this." I went up to Pharmacy and see two younger guys. One was dressed in a lifeguard's outfit complete with a thick coating of sunscreen on his nose. The other one was dressed in a complete Walrus costume.

I half-followed these guys through the store to make sure that they weren't going to do something stupid like pull fire alarms, etc. and caught up with what everybody was doing stocking shelves.

I lost contact with them because they weren't bothering anybody, and just went about my business. About a half hour later, I made my way up to the front registers and asked the cashier if she had seen the lifeguard and the walrus. She said that not only did she see them, but they made a purchase. The lifeguard found some sunscreen in the clearance aisle, and the walrus got a pack of salmon from the Seafood department. They paid with cash, and went on their way."


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Why is it in quotes though, breh? :youngsabo:
 

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Wal-Mart for the discounts (if you're in to that). Target for the women (if you're in to that).

Wal-Mart = Tagged
Target = Match.com
oh, women want lingerie (nightgown, panties, and bras), they going to target, but other than female watching there is no reason for you to go in there
 
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