I'm addicted to e-simping.
Who else is addicted to flirting?
- Thread starter Ethnic Vagina Finder
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I'm addicted to e-simping.
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Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
DaChampIsHere
Survive the drought
Got voted biggest flirt in high school 
Still got it.
Still got it.
bangedher_wholesquad
carlos danger
only if i'm attracted and there is casual sexual touching.
otherwise, nah not really.
otherwise, nah not really.
It's all i do.
Irregardless if i'm attracted or not (practice for the prior so when i run into the latter, the approach seems more natural/second nature). Every woman. Every time. Every where.
Most times, women don't expect me to flirt with them at the levels that i do; and this is based strictly on their perceptions/generalizations on men of my background.
In less than 2 minutes, she's smiling already and not conscious of what hit her until i've swooned her to the point where she's twirling her hair, biting her lip etc. By the 4rst minute mark, i'm already asking her what time she gets off or her schedule this week.
Because i'm deemed as harmless, the approach is always non-threatening; thus, the defensive walls are descended. Then bladow! Hit 'em with the Sneak Magnifique (that's essentially pretty damn sleek).
Disarm 'em.
Charm 'em.
Slightly Alarm 'em (just to differentiate - but ensure that no harm done)
Continue to spit game and bar 'em
Next thing you know? She gon' see how my car run.
Wakin' up to breakfast and she calling me dar-lin'.
On my way out the door, she looking perturbed and asking me, "How did you get me out of my bra, hun?"
Umph.
.
Irregardless if i'm attracted or not (practice for the prior so when i run into the latter, the approach seems more natural/second nature). Every woman. Every time. Every where.
Most times, women don't expect me to flirt with them at the levels that i do; and this is based strictly on their perceptions/generalizations on men of my background.
In less than 2 minutes, she's smiling already and not conscious of what hit her until i've swooned her to the point where she's twirling her hair, biting her lip etc. By the 4rst minute mark, i'm already asking her what time she gets off or her schedule this week.
Because i'm deemed as harmless, the approach is always non-threatening; thus, the defensive walls are descended. Then bladow! Hit 'em with the Sneak Magnifique (that's essentially pretty damn sleek).
Disarm 'em.
Charm 'em.
Slightly Alarm 'em (just to differentiate - but ensure that no harm done)
Continue to spit game and bar 'em
Next thing you know? She gon' see how my car run.
Wakin' up to breakfast and she calling me dar-lin'.
On my way out the door, she looking perturbed and asking me, "How did you get me out of my bra, hun?"
Umph.
.
philmonroe
Superstar
I mean I treat everybody the same man/woman thats what I meant. Most times flirting to me is giving chicks props for nothing and/or basic shyt. It does work so I can understand why cats do it but if I'm going to say some flirt stuff they have to really deserve it. Not no baby you the most beautiful woman I've saw all day when I just saw 3/4 chicks look just as good as you 2 minutes ago lol. Maybe some of yall flirters on here can change my mind with yalls techniques.If you treat a woman nice then that is flirting....
A man should always make it a point to make a woman do 3 things when he talks to her: laugh, think and blush. no matter if you're trying to get the puzzy or not.
It's all i do.
Irregardless if i'm attracted or not (practice for the prior so when i run into the latter, the approach seems more natural/second nature). Every woman. Every time. Every where.
Most times, women don't expect me to flirt with them at the levels that i do; and this is based strictly on their perceptions/generalizations on men of my background.
In less than 2 minutes, she's smiling already and not conscious of what hit her until i've swooned her to the point where she's twirling her hair, biting her lip etc. By the 4rst minute mark, i'm already asking her what time she gets off or her schedule this week.
Because i'm deemed as harmless, the approach is always non-threatening; thus, the defensive walls are descended. Then bladow! Hit 'em with the Sneak Magnifique (that's essentially pretty damn sleek).
Disarm 'em.
Charm 'em.
Slightly Alarm 'em (just to differentiate - but ensure that no harm done)
Continue to spit game and bar 'em
Next thing you know? She gon' see how my car run.
Wakin' up to breakfast and she calling me dar-lin'.
On my way out the door, she looking perturbed and asking me, "How did you get me out of my bra, hun?"
Umph.
.
Damn breh, those was some hot bars.
And I like to pick and choose, somedays I'll be flirty and not discriminate on which chick gets it and other days I'll turn anti-social and be all to myself. I don't wanna be perceived as some happy go lucky ass nikka. I can be nice and I can be
(n/h).Sierra Mist
Banned
When I was younger.
The bolded isnt the flirting I think posters are talking about though. You can make a chick laugh/ blush without resorting to those type of comments.
philmonroe
Superstar
If they not talking about that type of flirting comments then cool but thats what I was talking about when I was talking about feeling phony. I agree with you and put in my second response that you can still get the desired results like you said without resorting to those type of comments.
bangedher_wholesquad
carlos danger
i dunno how u can call it addicting. its just being a nice person.
less y'all mean mug all day
less y'all mean mug all day
swimmingpools
strawberry bubblegum
i dunno how u can call it addicting. its just being a nice person.
less y'all mean mug all day
Theres a difference between being friendly and flirting. Thats where people f-ck up.
bangedher_wholesquad
carlos danger
yeah. like when u flirt with an uglier girl cuz u feel bad then she ask u out 