Who has the most lame mutant powers in the X-Menverse?

[ZEB WALTON]

The dude with worms for hands.

Maggot is his name. Horrible

 

[Mr. Negative]

Oh my God.

I mean Yeah, I dress like a Bat but it's a Suit but he just looks like a Goddamn Chicken all the time?

I mean.....


he could sorta fly.

but only for very short distances.

 

[Grifter]

Artie? He could show his thoughts.

 

[Green negs and spam]

Gentle's powers are pretty lame. Dude might have the most raw physical strength out of any mutant there is but he can't harness it without killing himself. At the thought of being so blessed yet so terribly cursed at the same time. He didn't even get the required secondary mutation to make his power useful.

 

[OmegaK2099]

That kid with all the eyes on his body

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

That kid with all the eyes on his body

Eye-boy

 

[mson]

Marrow?

Now if you would have said maggot but marrow was creating skeleton armor once she learned how to control her powers.
basically her powers are wolverines bone claws turned up to the max.

I have a special place in my heart for Maggot

 

[TheLostOnes]

Jubilee free. Although, she could make your 4th of July Cookout popping with a nice firework show at the end

 

[FlyGuy]

Gentle's powers are pretty lame. Dude might have the most raw physical strength out of any mutant there is but he can't harness it without killing himself. At the thought of being so blessed yet so terribly cursed at the same time. He didn't even get the required secondary mutation to make his power useful.

Imagine packing heavy but no erections

 

[Days of Future Piff]

Probably that kid in ultimate X-men whose powers are uncontrollable and instantly melt and kill ALL organic lifeforms withing a 5-mile radius.
He doesn't even know he's a mutant at first. He's just some confused teenager wondering why none of his parents and schoolmates seem to be around.
After he comes into contact with actual people and they die immediately he figures out what time it is.

They send Wolverine to have a talk with the kid in a cave (Wolverine can regenerate, so he's safe).
After having a talk about who and what he is, the kid tells Wolverine to "just get it over with".

Spoiler

Only one person comes back out of the cave at the end... Wolverine with the face.

So if the ultimate universe counts, that kid definitely wins.

Otherwise, I would say either Eye-boy, Beak, or one of the random students from the Grant Morrison issues. Cypher also deserves a dishonorable mention. They should have kept home at the mansion instead of slapping a uniform on that dude. To be fair though, his powers would make you rich in real life.

Jubilee's not one of the better characters, but she's not as bad as people in this thread are saying she is. Her powers aren't really weak, she's just a struggle Kitty Pryde.

 

[Mr. Negative]

stop hating on Cypher, dammit! His powers and nowhere near lame/useless!

 

[Yaboysix]

Y'all keep hatin on Jubillee

Here she is for your boy Gambit as he's about to get laid out by Wolverine.

Got damn that was raw! Damn I been sleep on the X-Men cartoon! ( Thought the shyt was boring) I just wasn't ready lol

 

[Dillah810]

stop hating on Cypher, dammit! His powers and nowhere near lame/useless!

He did save Mutantkind during Second Coming.

 

[Red Shield]

Man you have had a bunch of shytty mutants created over the last 10yrs.

Beak, like Morrison thought this was a good idea
Eye-boy

Benjamin Deeds is basically a weaker Mystique..